In case you need this today

- you are not a failure - you are not a waste of space - you are loved - you are wanted - i believe in you - you can do it

If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle: 

Never mind. I already know the answer.

Mm, it says here these are facts

Be with someone who will take care of you. Not materialistically, but takes care of ur soul, ur well being, ur heart & everything that’s you

oh god oh fuck *is consumed by love*

i just love the idea of an oddly specific curse that isn’t even harmful

curse where on tuesdays you can’t say the word tuesday

“What day is it today?” “Second Monday” “Cool, thanks”

honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.

Insulin Should be Free and Accessible to Every Diabetic.

MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

Being called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh

My Arch Nemesis: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?

Me: You want me to stop making puns.

My Arch Nemesis: You’re right.

My Arch Nemesis: I didn’t want to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn’t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.

Me: It really is the duelity of man.

My Arch Nemesis: *shoots me instantly*

Me: *holds my bullet-ridden intestines in place* It all lead to this.

My Arch Nemesis: Why *shot* Won’t *shot* You *shot* Die?! *shot*

Me:

#same energy

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

Y'all stans really gonna sit there and crown Ariana your “queer queen” when Kehlani is right fucking there looking like an absolute snack, a wlwoc who just dropped “Nights Like This”, a true bop that actually has bisexual themes in it. Disgraceful.

The fact that its a straight white woman winning when Kehlani, Janelle Monae, and Hayley Kiyoko are all right there with gay single after gay single is just sad.

Republicans are disgusting. Here is your tyranny, brought to you by the cowards in the GOP Congress.

There’s a protest held by the Carrizo/Comecrudo tribe.

You can give to the Carrizo/Comecrudo tribe here.

Please please please boost and donate!!!! This is practically my backyard!

This tree will be just one of the casualties if things continue 😥

Again, the link is broken

https://www.gofundme.com/carrizocomecrudotribeoftexas this is a real link

Please share the correct version

On mobile but awareness about this needs to be raised

-FemaleWarrior

Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things. 

some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”

and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me” 

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.