Borders doesn’t real I have more in common with the Chinese man seeding the torrent I download than my congressman

Not exaggerating at all, I genuinely think Terry Pratchett was one of the greatest English writers of the 20th and early 21st centuries.

Pls be true

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

Notice: not only do your friends actually like you, they secretly like you twice as much as they let on

link incase anyone wants to listen to this masterpiece

I HATE FIRE WORKS.

I HATE AMERICA

I HATE THE 4TH OF JULY

DyoudiM on twitter

A screaming comes across the sky. It has happened before,    but there is nothing to compare it to now.

Since this is going around without credit and a lot of the tags and comments seem to take this as an actual piece of propaganda, it’s actually a parody song produced by Robert Davis in 1942.

The Chicago Film Archives link above describes it as “made as an exercise in DIY sound-on-film filmmaking,” and those guys look to me to be barely, if at all, out of their teens. This is basically a 1940s tiktok.

this duck LOVES pink drink

whoops I forgot about this blog sorry besties have some fungus

did anyone else watch the show “the most extreme” on animal planet. what was that green shit about.

these are all real screenshots from “the most extreme”

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

you wouldn't get our bond

ERNST EITNER - SPRINGTIME ON SYLT

This needs a caption

Man I hope today’s twitter thing is just temporary because otherwise that site is fucking cooked.

Y’all see the shit he pulled today? You can only load like 300-600 tweets a day before Twitter completely locks you out of reading any new posts or making searches for a whole ass like 24hours I guess

Yeah these numbers he’s giving are bogus, I logged into my main acc and maybe scrolled my tl for 3 minutes + clicked on a few different tweets and I was already locked out. I think this is a cap on how many tweets just load for you at a given time in general so if you open a thread with a boatload of comments you just get fucking vaporized instantly

lmfao everyone’s skeddadling onto bluesky so fast their servers are exploding and they had to disable signups. amazing

bluesky also allows hate groups on their platform, sadly...

oh my fucking god they have a racism level switch

i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused

hobbits were so real for being interested in peace and quiet, food, beer, weed, and not ever wearing shoes

Wanna purchase some beadwork? Live in Canada but have conflicting feelings about it's history and want to support the Indigenous people that live here? Do you just feel fed up with Canada Day nonsense?

Here are some beadwork artists in MY neighborhood that you should check out!