obianidala love zone

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have i mentioned lately i love him

it really sounds like he's repeating something obi-wan said to him in exasperation like "anakin, you wouldn't know a metaphor if it bit you" and he internalized that phrase lol

You just know that Obi-Wan has said this over and over for years, every time tries to use a metaphor and Anakin just looks at him like he's speaking nonsense.

Then years later he tells Luke that he'll take to flying "like a duck to water", and Luke replies, "what's a duck?" and it hurts his soul <3 (an actual exchange in the 'A New Hope' novelisation)

iconic moment yes and he even muses "you are much like your father" lol clearly he's having flashbacks to anakin's relentlessly literal brain

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Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.

may divorce be with you

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the fact that “the vibes here are rancid” is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me

can you imagine being a normal dude and you’re getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dude’s like “head’s up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginable” and you’re like “why?” and the jedi dude’s like “inscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesn’t get more specific than that”

like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yoda’s always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if he’s nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them “something bad’s going to happen” and never explaining what’s going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? that’s for you to figure out

mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice

The Force: This Action Will Have Consequences!

Windu, downing three space ambien: great