Avatar

Eh I'm here for memes and fanfic

@trans-librarian

Ezra | He/They | 23 | lost the email of my old blog soooooooooo here we are. I may eventually change my mind and start writing fanfic check out my art blog @sweaterdad-art
Avatar

oh my god I had no idea you were on Tumblr! I literally started rereading the young wizards series last week, after first reading it back in like the early two thousands 😀 the magic system in it is one of my absolute favorites... The combination between quantum physics and mystery just scratches the brain right

Avatar

I'm so glad the books work for you! Thanks for letting me know. :)

Avatar
Avatar

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

How dare you talk about my mom like that.

Headcanon that since Clark wears his fake glasses so much, his normal vision actually starts to deteriorate just like when humans wear fake glasses. Sure, his amazing super-vision doesn’t get affected, but whenever he’s reading a menu or a sign without thinking, he’ll occasionally squint on instinct because it’s kinda blurry. Or he'll be reading from his computer screen at work and progressively lean forward until it's in focus again.

One day, one of his coworkers is like, "Age catching up to you, Clark? Maybe you need a new glasses prescription."

And Clark is really confused like, "What? Oh yeah haha, maybe!" but then he starts freaking out because wtf is his vision actually getting bad now?

So he just sits for a minute and looks into the distance for a bit, at the wall across from him, at the framed picture on his desk, at the water cooler twenty feet away, and he realizes that yeah, his vision is blurry when he doesn't pay much attention to it. He legitimately fucked up his normal vision.

When he tells Lois, she laughs her ass off and proceeds to call EVERYONE in the JL and tell them that Clark committed to the bit so hard that SUPERMAN actually needs prescription lenses now. The JL calls him Grandpa when he wears his glasses to meetings. Bruce makes fun of him for months.