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A long meme, but something that should be said

Pencils also shed graphite something you don’t want floating in a cabin with electronics

That’s a long way to say NASA spent millions of dollars of tax payer money on bullshit because space doesn’t exist

I’m glad there’s people like this around here. Makes me feel grounded and sane.

I still don’t get why we would ever need to even explore space.

It’s onlay fucking rocks and nothing out there. Had space travel ever lead to literally anything positive to human life? Anything halfway useful?

Also

Do these things have graphite??? Literally anything is flammable if it’s hot enough, that’s not really an argument. Just don’t be stupid and set things on fire in space.

Mass scientific advancement???

Man I feel great about myself after reading this.

you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*

hmm. well this was supposed to say uniodizes but i guess im a champion of the salt working class now

So there’s this terrifying statue currently touring England called KNIFE ANGEL that’s apparently supposed to raise awareness about knife crime or something but i cannot get over how the ppl organising events around this thing have absolutely no idea what tone to go for. Like what sort of Nightvale shit is this

REPTILES!

PONY VISIT!

K N I F E  A N G E L

this is what the knife angel looks like by the way. this is who the pony is visiting. this is what the reptiles are here for. the reason for the inflatables

Event: Knife Angel Family Fun Day

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

Anastasia Trusova, “And the sunset came” Acrylic on canvas / 60 x 80 cm / 2022

you have to understand that there is an overlap between drag queens and trans women and between trans women and cis lesbians and between lesbians and drag kings and between drag kings and trans men and between trans men and cis gay men and between gay men and drag queens and between lesbians and bisexual women and between gay men and bisexual men and between lesbians and asexual women and between gay men and asexual men and between all sexualities and nonbinary people and between butches and transmascs and between binary trans people and genserqueer people.

basically what I'm saying is that we're all family. there aren't clear divides or walls that separate us. and that's the point. being easily separated into perfect neat little boxes is exactly what queerphobic people want. don't let your oppressers trick you into thinking your family is your enemy.

if you tried to map out our community, you wouldn't get a bunch of neat circles that don't touch or overlap or have any relationship with each other at all. you'd get this.

But for real, I don't know why Cartoon Network ever thought Speedy Gonzales would offend anyone. He has no negative qualities that I can think of. I cannot come up with even one.

He actually fed an entire village once.

and like.... mexicans fuckin LOVE speedy. they were pissed as all hell when the “oh but he could be viewed as a racist stereotype booo :(” shit started coming out like over a decade ago. Like nah man, he’s just a vato living out them American Dreams(TM) we came to this country for, and y’all takin him away from us? Fuck outta here

I remember when it happened, and it was actually over 20 years ago. No one had even protested--CN just obtained the exclusive rights to broadcast Looney Tunes, and got skittish about Speedy until there was a massive uproar from people in Mexico, and he was declared a cultural icon.

He's heroic, polite, selfless, and just as quick thinking as he is quick on his feet. It's kind of amazing he was created in 1953.

I also like Slowpoke Rodriguez, 'cuz he's just big chillin'.

I ranted about it in chat rooms.

Info below the cut for vagina having people (inclusive of men & transmasculine people) about estrogen....

One day people will all come to the conclusion that reducing manhood to "evil, bad" and indirectly suggesting that "all men should die" leads to people staying in the closet far longer than they should.

And maybe one day they'll apologize for forcing trans men and other queer men to stay in the closet (which unfortunately I highly doubt), but we got a lot of redfem (alternative spelling) shit to wade through and toss out before we ever get there and it'll be a while before it spreads to the rest of society.

Too many of you conceptualize trans men as having access to all the advantages of cis womanhood and cis manhood combined, when the reality is that most of us just see the disadvantages of failed manhood and failed womanhood combined

Brutalism is when there’s concrete. The more conk they crete, the more brutalismer it is.

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

This is important.

This is what people are.

We want to be useful, and we want to make people happy

Pay attention to this.

Motherfucker effortlessly whipped out a balloon animal while talking about entropy and looking like a regular contributor to the Washington Post. I wish him nothing but the best in life

HRT Magic ✨

FTM Newsletter Issue #1, September 1987

Ok I'm genuinely curious so let's run a poll:

*my skirt flies up in the wind* kyaaaaaa!

*frantically tries to hold my skirt down as a comically large number of weapons spill out from under it*

*a gentle breeze slightly ruffles my skirt and one last dagger falls out*