friends, readers, assorted goblins, the day has come
my college-AU-turned-ballet-AU of the táin, in loco parentis, which began inauspiciously as a shitpost in 2018, has finally come to an end
at 135,693 words it is the longest thing i have ever written, far longer than i ever anticipated it being, and absolutely full of extremely niche medieval literature references
FEATURING
- láeg and cú chulainn as flatmates
- group chats featuring all your favourite ulster cycle characters and also some you probably never gave a shit about
- cú chulainn as a tiny trans ballet dancer and ferdia as his pas de deux partner
- baking
- everybody hating on conchobar
- no dead people. everybody lives. even naoise
- also nearly everyone's queer. except like. conchobar. and, to everybody's surprise, naoise.
- emer as a terrifying getaway driver
- far more feelings about both ballet and shostakovich than anybody was expecting, including me
- a wild range of creatively-utilised source material, from táin bó cúailnge to aided derbforgaill to fled bricrenn and back again
... and much more besides
you should read it! i am reliably informed that you do not need to know anything about medieval irish lit to have a good time, although it will probably make slightly more sense if you do! i would hazard that the writing improves as it goes on although i really cannot judge at this point as i have lost all perspective!
testimonials from readers:
- "How did you make me so invested in a modern day college au for the ulster cycle that I haven't even read??"
- "one of the most compelling updates to a mythological story I've EVER encountered"
- "the combination of comedy and emotion in this fic is golden and it's all just generally delightful and I love it"
- "I keep trying to pick which line is funniest. I love this fic."
- "god this fic is so good!! it has everything: irish myth!! realistic non-us uni vibes!! trans Cu!! BaLLeT!!!!"
- "an emotionally devestating shitpost 10/10 put this in the MOMA"
i will leave you with: cú chulainn, lug and súaltaim's family group chat, because it's the stupidest thing i've ever written, and because i am always down to roast lug
anyway it is complete, it is long, it has an ending, it is all there, so if you hate reading WIPs because you've been burned too many times by abandoned fics or you just never got around to starting it before, NOW'S THE TIME
MOREOVER if you have read the fic and would like some help identifying the medieval texts it's referencing or just want an explanation of Why I Did That, i now have a post explaining aaaallll the references, so you can even appreciate the super niche shit










