hm? why has my boss theme started playing? oh. there's some "hero" here. well, LET'S DANCE!
(breathing heavy) damn, you're... you're good. you got me down to half health. but... that just means... it's time for... MY SECOND PHASE! Ahhh my boss theme is back in full force now. i CAN'T lose.
(visibly wounded) damn. you beat my... my second phase... but... guess... guess what... SECRET THIRD PHASE! DIE!
OW OW OW OW! OKAY! OKAY OKAY! you're really good. and you're getting lucky. I'm so close to death... just... finish me... SIKE! FOURTH PHASE BITCH!
haa.. ha... okay... you... you got me... FOR THE FIRST TIME. HEALED TO FULL HEALTH AND BACK TO PHASE ONE MOTHERFUCKER! YOU *TRY* TO KILL ME AGAIN MWAAHAHAHAHAHHA
slaps you. not that hard but it hurts emotionally
hey! what was that for?? it didn't even do any damage! now I'm more pissed!!!
slaps you again with the force of a thousand suns. the first one was a warning shot
OW
*dies*
you have received: 3 Cat Claws, 1 Estrogen Potion, 7 Damaged Circuits, 1 Mini Fusion Reactor, 1 set of Cat Ears (vanity), the Cloak of Teleportation, 1 Plasma Cannon, and The Blade of Eloquence
gets on my hands and knees and starts eating all of your loot
me, watching from the afterlife waiting to respawn for the next player:
what the hell. stop that. it's eating my best items. do you know how rare the drop of BOTH weapons AND the clock AND the reactor AND the cat ears is???? THOSE ARE ALL 2% DROPS. STOP IT. YOU KILLED ME BUT AT LEAST USE MY STUFF. ARRRGGGGG IM GONNA COME UP THERE IF YOU DONT STOP
pats my tummy burps and falls asleep. purring
im FUMING. you ATE MY LOOT. you're NEVER GONNA SAVE THE WORLD AT THIS RATE.
@straawberries been grinding for its Cat Ears for so stupidly long and you just ate them??? AND the reactor???? Do you know how much that sells for??
did it at least taste good
*mouth full of fur* mrrrow
lily c'mon is this your best attempt at saving the world...
regardless, A NEW HERO APPROACHES! *respawns in my boss chamber*
heyyy, @synthy-naiyah im totally a normal boss with a normal amount of phases
hacks up a hairball that happens to launch the sword you dropped directly into your skull
*catches sword* no, you're done here you've already proven you're too silly for this world. stop being so silly or just get outta here and go to the next area, I gotta fight @synthy-naiyah now
Darn, almost got an easy out. Alright well let's do this. Mid/lategame boss, gotta be a second phase, maybe three tops, right? I have enough gear for this. Let my arrows fly true, for justice! Evil shall not prevail!
mwaahhahahaahHAHAHAHAH
you underestimate my power! *dodges half your arrows while the other half hit* OWW!
HaHA! I've trained my entire life for this; you won't escape my aim that easily! May the Lady of Moonlight guide my hand; I *will* defeat you!
you can trryyy...
I spin my sword around really really fast from my wrist, and use it at a shield.
GOOD LUCK HITTING ME NOW!!
walks up to you (im a tiny kitty)
stop ittt get outta the way you're gonna get hurt
picks you put and puts you on my head
stay there, I gotta kill this wannabe hero
starts chewing on ur hair and making biscuits on ur forehead
HEY! STOP THAT! im trying to fight here!!
puts you in my pocket
another smol kitty (me) walks up to you
another one???? into the pocket you go...
bites ur hand
NO BITING KITTY! BAD!
:((((
shhh it's okay dont bite me
@trans-catgirl-uwu A new attack pattern? You must be getting low on health, let's fini- uh, was that a cat on your forehead? Wait, why are there kitty cats in your boss arena?
i honestly have no idea why these cats are here, they're supposed to be in the next area continuing the main story but apparently they'd rather stay here and bother me, this one already KILLED ME ONCE and is here just to spite me I guess. i kinda... they really make me just wanna pet them and...
NO. i'm a BOSS. i'm gonna KILL YOU.
points hands at you and lightning shoots out.
Now, young kitten, YOU. WILL. DIE!














