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i will face god and walk backwards into hell

@trans-catgirl-uwu / trans-catgirl-uwu.tumblr.com

Eris she/it/they 🏳️‍⚧️ trans catgirl gaymer declared a "techno-witch of mischief and mayhem" by my english professor mainly gay with few exceptions fav games include: minecraft, terraria, no man's sky, celeste, and botw *I QUEUE THINGS A LOT SO YOUR POST MIGHT BE RBed LIKE 3 WEEKS LATER*

hm? why has my boss theme started playing? oh. there's some "hero" here. well, LET'S DANCE!

(breathing heavy) damn, you're... you're good. you got me down to half health. but... that just means... it's time for... MY SECOND PHASE! Ahhh my boss theme is back in full force now. i CAN'T lose.

(visibly wounded) damn. you beat my... my second phase... but... guess... guess what... SECRET THIRD PHASE! DIE!

OW OW OW OW! OKAY! OKAY OKAY! you're really good. and you're getting lucky. I'm so close to death... just... finish me... SIKE! FOURTH PHASE BITCH!

haa.. ha... okay... you... you got me... FOR THE FIRST TIME. HEALED TO FULL HEALTH AND BACK TO PHASE ONE MOTHERFUCKER! YOU *TRY* TO KILL ME AGAIN MWAAHAHAHAHAHHA

slaps you. not that hard but it hurts emotionally

hey! what was that for?? it didn't even do any damage! now I'm more pissed!!!

slaps you again with the force of a thousand suns. the first one was a warning shot

OW

*dies*

you have received: 3 Cat Claws, 1 Estrogen Potion, 7 Damaged Circuits, 1 Mini Fusion Reactor, 1 set of Cat Ears (vanity), the Cloak of Teleportation, 1 Plasma Cannon, and The Blade of Eloquence

gets on my hands and knees and starts eating all of your loot

me, watching from the afterlife waiting to respawn for the next player:

what the hell. stop that. it's eating my best items. do you know how rare the drop of BOTH weapons AND the clock AND the reactor AND the cat ears is???? THOSE ARE ALL 2% DROPS. STOP IT. YOU KILLED ME BUT AT LEAST USE MY STUFF. ARRRGGGGG IM GONNA COME UP THERE IF YOU DONT STOP

pats my tummy burps and falls asleep. purring

im FUMING. you ATE MY LOOT. you're NEVER GONNA SAVE THE WORLD AT THIS RATE.

@straawberries been grinding for its Cat Ears for so stupidly long and you just ate them??? AND the reactor???? Do you know how much that sells for??

did it at least taste good

*mouth full of fur* mrrrow

lily c'mon is this your best attempt at saving the world...

regardless, A NEW HERO APPROACHES! *respawns in my boss chamber*

heyyy, @synthy-naiyah im totally a normal boss with a normal amount of phases

hacks up a hairball that happens to launch the sword you dropped directly into your skull

*catches sword* no, you're done here you've already proven you're too silly for this world. stop being so silly or just get outta here and go to the next area, I gotta fight @synthy-naiyah now

Darn, almost got an easy out. Alright well let's do this. Mid/lategame boss, gotta be a second phase, maybe three tops, right? I have enough gear for this. Let my arrows fly true, for justice! Evil shall not prevail!

mwaahhahahaahHAHAHAHAH

you underestimate my power! *dodges half your arrows while the other half hit* OWW!

HaHA! I've trained my entire life for this; you won't escape my aim that easily! May the Lady of Moonlight guide my hand; I *will* defeat you!

you can trryyy...

I spin my sword around really really fast from my wrist, and use it at a shield.

GOOD LUCK HITTING ME NOW!!

walks up to you (im a tiny kitty)

stop ittt get outta the way you're gonna get hurt

picks you put and puts you on my head

stay there, I gotta kill this wannabe hero

starts chewing on ur hair and making biscuits on ur forehead

HEY! STOP THAT! im trying to fight here!!

puts you in my pocket

another smol kitty (me) walks up to you

another one???? into the pocket you go...

bites ur hand

NO BITING KITTY! BAD!

:((((

shhh it's okay dont bite me

@trans-catgirl-uwu A new attack pattern? You must be getting low on health, let's fini- uh, was that a cat on your forehead? Wait, why are there kitty cats in your boss arena?

i honestly have no idea why these cats are here, they're supposed to be in the next area continuing the main story but apparently they'd rather stay here and bother me, this one already KILLED ME ONCE and is here just to spite me I guess. i kinda... they really make me just wanna pet them and...

NO. i'm a BOSS. i'm gonna KILL YOU.

points hands at you and lightning shoots out.

Now, young kitten, YOU. WILL. DIE!

someone: and i’m a virgo, which means i’m way more organized ^__^

me who’s only experience with virgos is that they chainsaw men in half: yeah okay

its like a house of leaves in here

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someone: and i’m a virgo, which means i’m way more organized ^__^

me who’s only experience with virgos is that they chainsaw men in half: yeah okay

its like a house of leaves in here

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Help a disabled woman from becoming homeless!

**URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST**

Monday, May 15thHello everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill, and disabled woman in desperate need of help, as I'm still struggling to pay my rent which is two weeks overdue.

As most of you are already aware from my previous posts, I have been struggling financially these past few years due to Covid-19 and my welfare benefit (Universal Credit) being under continuous reviews, which is due to my worsening mental/physical health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And after a lengthy health assessment, I have been declared not to be fit for work, however, I am still waiting for the outcome of my Adult Disability application, which I applied for back in January.

To be quite honest, these past few months have been absolute hell for me, and with no other income, I've been relying on the kindness of others to get by. However, due to my outstanding debt, my benefit last month was taken and I wasn't able to pay my £360 rent or utilities, and the funds that I received to pay off everything were recently taken by more overdue bills and fees. (I missed a council tax payment and was charged for the full years amount.)

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much. Thank you so much for all your help!! ❤

£40.51/£250!!

This is getting pretty dire, guys. I would appreciate it if anyone could help me. Anything helps!!! ❤️

The 23rd of January was meant to be another strike day at the Ministry of Justice. Just like the day before, an anti-strike workforce of cleaners, receptionists and security guards had been brought in to keep the building running. Early in the morning, Purma and the other strikers turned up to form a picket line. But then, all at once, they walked inside to do their jobs like normal. Rather than continuing the protest, the workers had secretly coordinated to go back to work a day early.
The unexpected non-strike meant that all the outsourced staff turned up for work and needed to get paid, and so did the anti-strike scab workforce. Someone was going to have to pay a double wage bill.
Deliveroo and UberEats riders, however, are masters of the mindfuck. Because they’re technically self-employed, the laws on strike action and trade unions don’t apply to them. That means that the slow bureaucracy of postal ballots and turnout thresholds designed to prevent workers from taking collective action goes out the window. Instead, these workers can just do what makes sense to them. The result has been an explosion in militancy, as the platforms try to cut their workers’ already-low wages. Strikes are now breaking out every couple of weeks with little or no prior notice. They’re organised through complex networks of encrypted messenger chats which are completely invisible to platform bosses, meaning that all their standard management techniques need to be rewritten.

Remind them that the alternatives to them treating us fairly at the negotiating table is Open Goddamn War

nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them

"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage

The state of queer discourse is this: We're a herd of beef cattle being driven down a chute into an abottoir, a couple of head are trying to make the "Have we not horns?" speech, but they're being drowned out by the Judas cow at the head of the chute who's loudly complaining that the farmer should've better sorted the herd

Even if I did have Opinions about Discourse (I don't), I wouldn't tell you about them because this isn't a time for summer fairies and sunshine butches, these are the times that try queens' souls, and we must learn to hang together or we'll surely hang seperately.

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Is it scary to get the news about your upcoming death from your followers? What does it feel like to know that you will cease to exist?

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It's not scary; it feels like I have been expecting it and am now in the final stages of preparing for its arrival.

The exciting part is that, in addition to being fairly advanced, the process is relatively quick, so I'll be able to get a lot of different things done in a short amount of time!

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