Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.
this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app
Real talk why does social interaction feel like you’re trying to get a good grade in being a person
Ahhh, glad to see it always comes back to this
good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......
the panties hit the floor
you know it brother
Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect
you know what i wish you would tell me
listen. listen. the consumption of animal products is about mutually beneficial relationships Not domination and that's why prioritizing animal r*ghts over animal welfare is an absolutely brain fungus take to have
urban leftists who've never so much as raised a chicken will be like "umm think about the politics of your diet???" because they can't conceive of the fact that domestication is an incredibly sweet gig for most livestock where they don't have to look for their own food or shelter or water are protected from predators and also get free healthcare and a quick clean death
100%
The actual issues with our current livestock system are because of capitalism and industrialization. Can we please focus our energy on the global paradigm being cruel and unsustainable to us, the planet, AND livestock instead of getting lost in virtue signaling
freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend
That sentence started and ended in very different places
“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”
Watching 'How it's Made' and I can't stop moaning every time a machine does something really precise
Oh my god they're gonna do bicycles this episode *biting my lip*
they just shot a ball at 60mph towards protective goggles and she punched the couch and moaned so loud I couldn't hear the show
bowling but instead of the pins you're aiming at bowls of soup
training several hundred starlings on ytp sound effects and releasing themn into 1800.s england
so is no one going to talk about the fact that mcdonalds basically took over the mcdonalds wiki for a promotion about grimace's birthday and had fandom wiki remove the admin's ability to prevent vandalism and edits to the wiki and now it's entirely just a corporate advertisement despite admins working on the wiki to make it updated and accurate for the past 8 years
yeah it looks like this now
wait why does a corporation have a fandom wiki in the first place? is that not advertisement itself?
not actually!
the wiki prior to this was used for documentation, which while, it was documentation primarily about advertisement, it was not a 'hi, bye your burgers,' and more so 'this is what McDonald's did in this year. it had this marketing campaign that involves these points.' or even 'mcdonalds sold pizzas at these locations in this year" and was really just about saying 'this happened' as opposed to 'buy this' if that makes sense
the change by McDonalds for what basically amounts to a volunteer led archive being turned into a copywritten advertisment masquerading as documentation has horrifying connotations and meaning for what one of the worlds most popular wikis will accept in the name of profit
do u guys wanna hear the most nonsensical thing i did in college.
one day when i was leaving the campus i found a dead bird that had presumably hit a wall or something but there was like no bruises or anything. and my impulse was "i should bring this to the science wing of the campus and drop it off for the professors and students in case they need an unidentified bird carcass". and so i just left it on a table in the science hall before leaving for the day
