you’re not gonna put a leash on me right
you’re not taking me for walkies right?
Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)
This post is a decade old this year.
Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea
gay people hating polyamory is literally so funny like. come on. do you really believe that you can ever benefit from insisting theres one singular natural correct relationship structure and everything else is unnatural abusive a sign of childhood trauma etc whatever.
hey, dont cry. titties in fishnet tops, ok?
promise?
cross my boob (the one in front of my heart) and hope to die
my nintendo switchgirl gf: heyyy 😜 i've been on 1% battery for a few minutes now and this non-oem cable isn't gonna charge my battery faster than it drains
me: *so hard i get nauseous* .ı think i hauve covid
shoplifting is part of tranny culture. it's our heritage. it should be protected under the first amendment.
My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever
Anonymous asked:
Where you the person behind the bear and cop show scam?
Chocolate ice cream for my 73rd birthday
happy birthday ray sipe!
happy birthday ray sipe!
happy birthday ray sipe!
Pedestrian affirmations:
YOU ARE INVINCIBLE
AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU
GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU
CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION
KEEP JAYWALKING ‼️‼️‼️ 99.8% OF CITIZENS WHO YEARN FOR WALKABLE CITIES STOP RIGHT BEFORE THEY CROSS THE BIG ROAD ‼️‼️‼️