GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER

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deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

i dont mind the fma tags but this is actually the funniest thing someone's tagged this as

great convo

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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

it is insane how people do just . not know what objective is. like if you are trying to argue there is some objective difference between “good art” and “bad art” and your first argument is that “well objectively good art makes people feel good and bad art makes them feel bad” you . have no clue what art is. and also have no clue what objectivity is.

So I was made to feel old today...

Two decades today

this is a new one.

It's kinda funny that the Spider-Verse movies are such bangers when the actual Spider-Verse arc in the comics was like. kind of shit. Like it introduced Spider-Gwen and I'll always love it for that but the actual arc itself was nothing to write home about

Like the actual plot of Spider-Verse in the comics is that there's like an ancient immortal space vampire who eats spider-people so all the spider-people across dimensions have to team up to stop him but only the Real 616 Peter Parker can Truly save the day because he's the Most Special. Miles is like, a bit-player in this. It's mostly just a bombastic nonsense excuse to show different variants of Spider-Man getting murked.

The movie adapts way more from Miles' Ultimate Spider-Man origin as well as the Spider-Men book

Was that the same event that erased the Ultimate Universe and transferred Miles to 616 or was that something else?

Nah that was Secret Wars, that was a lot later.

comic book fans could make up literally anything and claim it happened in a run and like 90% of the audience would have no choice to take their word. Y'all should use this power less responsibly

There's a parallel version of Spider-Man who's a car and his name is Peter Parkedcar

@demilypyro You think you're being funny, but that is not more psychotic than Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham, which is canon, and strongly supports alys' argument.

She's not being funny at all

Definitely a contender for funniest peanuts strip

everyone watching nbc hannibal please remember hannibal lecter is supposed to be an aspirational character to admire and emulate. The point is that he's a protagonist you can relate to and idolise, which is what makes it so good.

Elijah Wood as "The Guy"

Elijah "The Guy" Wood

"The Guy" portrayed by Elijah Wood

we live in a league

Black man ends racism using whiteface

that's tom cruise

UM FJFKDJFJD HELLO

Need that heavy rain sound type of night