naughty leopard breads receive sexy punish naughty leopard breads misbehaving breads

naughty sexy leopard breads wiggle and slice misbehaving punish breads naughty leopard bread receive sexy retribution naughty leopard breads know what it has done naughty leopard breads atone for its sins naughty leopard bread accepts pain with the serenity of a Saint Sebastian naughty leopard bread forgives you

forgives you forgives you

Splatoon universe garfielfd

Then this is Odie.

sorry couldn’t stop thinking about them in stats class

man this is like the worst year for tech and websites

discord is forcing a username change that no one wants, twitch nearly banned sponsored streams, imgur is banning NSFW and removing old pics, reddit is restricting their API usage and killing off all mobile apps, apple introducing some shitty overpriced AR headset, the amount of fuckups twitter is doing i cant even count on my own two hands its all becoming too much i hate technology i hate you silicon valley

Anti-Lighthouse Matchbooks

hey man. bring it in real quick. hey. i'm just. i just wanted to say i'm sorry for sending your ass to the public pool dimension. that wasn't cool of me and i shouldn't have done that to you. hug and make up? god you're so damp this is kind of gross. that's okay. i love you more than i hate how damp and wet you are. i hate it so much

i think a lot of the magic of this shithole website actually comes from the fact that the search feature is completely useless… like the fact that you quite literally cannot search for a post even if you type it in word for word means that all the classic, beloved, and infamous posts are these ephemeral things that only come around every so often and can only be found organically when they happen to make it to your dash like a flock of rare migratory birds

While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.

54.309469, -1.992410

think i found it

Bro doxxed a bathtub

link: no one knows who i am or what i did for hyrule. i feel so invisible.

yiga clan: hey. don’t cry. 100 haters hunting you for sport ok?

hate when I finish a really brutal movie that shakes me to my core and then I can’t even recommend it to people. like it’s incredible and everyone should see it but also I have to slap 3,000 warnings on it and tell you you’re gonna feel like shit

maybe it’s an unpopular opinion and I’m not saying to watch media that will trigger you on purpose obviously but I think people need to be okay with movies that make them uncomfortable sometimes. it’s good to feel like shit now and then. the beauty and horror and poignancy of the human experience shouldn’t always be watered down and neatly tied up into a palatable package. something that disturbs you can also move you. it can change you. growth is often uncomfortable. there are so many masterpieces that might profoundly affect you that you’ll miss if you only look to movies for pure entertainment and nothing else

every day i get top surgery and every night they grow back again

you: that game running with 137 mods that hasn't responded for 15 minutes has crashed and you need to, accept that. The progress is gone. You have to start over

me: *sitting on the floor meditating, opening my eyes to look at you wisely and sagely* the game will load when it is ready to load. You still have much to learn *closes my eyes again serenely and never opens them again because I've just died great tree from Zelda style*

the funniest part of my appendix removal experience was being wheeled down to the operating room and as we were going my nerves were everywhere so i half-jokingly asked the nurse taking me if she still had her appendix bc i felt not normal for getting mine out on top of having the jitters about being cut open so i was trying to fill the silence and she just.. looked mildly offended while being like “uhhhh. yeah. of course i do” like…. my bad i guess

of COURSE i still have my appendix.. what kind of loser idiot freak doesn’t… now count backwards from ten

something funny might happen soon

❤️ URAG