twindirtmounds-deactivated20190
working in the drive-thru
me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?
woman: uh… it’s for a boy.
me: okay congratulations
me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy
woman: i want a boy toy please
me: haha dont we all
woman:
me:
me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose
I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad
gf: you so ugly hehe
me: haha babe you a trip
gf: youre like the ugliest boy ever hehe
me: ha…okay babe
gf: like, youre just so ug-
me: babe god damn chill
bloop!
melanated-violett
This will always be funny 😂
