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kurtis :3

@tragedy-of-stars

silly torture man go brrrr

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mmmhhmhmhmh that time again guys, im on a roll!! NEW INTRO POST!!

heyoooo, ‘m kurt (i go by many, many other names too.) andd this is mmmyy super chill blog,,, i use he/its pronouns and am a minor, so, so stay away w/ yer not so holy shit if thats what you do. (more abt pronouns nd shit here -> :D)

i am irish, super swag irish guy here >:3 uuhehm..

im involved in a lot of sports/hobbies, those of which are: rugby, taekwondo, collecting shit (dr pepper bottles, lego and rocks.), writing (PRIMARILY ANGST. i will write you some angst if you ask and gibe characters and basic promt!!), roleplaying, annnddd now do not ask anything of this, but i work out. literally.

currently hyperfixating (i still dont think thats a word tf) on pokemon, heathers, jackass, tmc, six, hermitcraft, and so much more but i cant think of them off the top of my head.

uuuhrm, im really silly and accident prone lmao.

i ramble. a lot. so sorry if you witness me in a ramble mood.

any hate will be responded with a silly and/or goofy response cause fuck serious shit.

any tags i use will be put below this post,,,!

[I forgot who made this blinky thing, so if u know pls tell me so i can credit them :> ]

✿ send me a floral question ✿

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
Allium: What’s the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony: What’s your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Violet: Do you like where you’re from?
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron: What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?
Queen Anne’s Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold: Do you listen to what’s on the radio?
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
Azalea: What’s a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion: Do you think you’re important?

Computer wiring tunnel inside an abandoned coal power plant, photo by Bryan Buckley [1280x854]

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this image is so beautiful i remade it in doom 2 .

logging what i eat on my blog because ive been forgetting to do basic shit. and feel shit.

breakfast - a rice krispy square bar (caramel edition. it made me feel sick but. it counts)

lunch - a ham sandwich, crisps and a kitkat (the sandwich was nice but the other two didnt sit right lmoa.)

dinner - nothing. (simply not able.)

Anonymous asked:

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better! <333

AYWGHA EYEUGAGUEGH no. apollengies but no. because immana forget someone then theyll b e sad. ANWYAS,,, IF U SEE THIS I HOPE UR DOI G GOOD :DD

DO GOOF IN LIFE WUAGAH

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

!!PLEASE STOP SCROLLING AND READ THIS!!

There's something called a KOSA Bill in the US. It's a project planning to cut off internet access to ALL CHILDREN WORLDWIDE. This means they are banning Chai/C.AI, Wattpad, AO3, Discord, Tumblr, Tiktok, etc.

To make matters worse, parents will have access to their children's internet activity, meaning chats, websites visited, apps opened, etc. Giving them NO privacy whatsoever. Esp. children who are LGBTQIA+, because in the US, it is deemed "inappropriate".

There is a solution to this, however only to people who have Tiktok, there is a user named omarsbigsister, if you check their profile, you can see in their bio it says "STOP KOSA!! ⬇️⬇️"

Below the text, there's a link. Now before you click on the link, there's a video you need to see, giving you instructions on what to do.

Plz do WHATEVER you can to boost this, tag friends, reblog, share, anything will do.

I'M AN AO3 AUTHOR AND THIS IS ENTIRELY UNFAIR. THE GOVERNMENT SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS WHEN PARENT DO THIS THEMSELVES.

@sedittedice SHARE THIS W/ YOUR MOOTS.

HOLY SHIT WHAT

NAUR MY HAPPY PLACE

SCREAMING CRYING

GOD I HATE THE FUCKING USA

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super special award for every1 who survived 🥇

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i think we're all so brave, actually

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i made a version for the americans so they don't feel left out

i made a version

for the americans so

they don’t feel left out

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Bam margera is now seemingly entering a rap phase and I have something to say Abt it.

Before steve-o got sober, he made a rap album.

I made shitty rap music in the worst of my addictions (both times).

I know a lot of other people who made shitty rap music before getting sober.

This phase may seem like "oh dear God yeah he's not coming back from this" but in reality, it's likely a sign that he'll get better. At least from what I've noticed and experienced.

tumblr in 2020:

  • posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
  • a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
  • images disabled altogether
  • they ban you if you have a custom theme
  • app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
  • you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money

Ok y’all brace yourselves cuz I just learned about a new animal

Yes, that is an animal. Yes, scientists refer to it as the purple sock worm. No, that’s not it’s real name, silly, it’s real name is Xenoturbella!

When these deep-sea socks were first discovered, no one knew what the fuck they were looking at (and, really, can you blame them?). They have no eyes, brains, or digestive tracts. They are literally just a bag of wet slop. DNA analysis initially seemed to indicate that they were related to mollusks, until the scientists realized that DNA sample was from the clams they had recently eaten (yes, they can eat with no organs. We don’t know how.)

Scientists then analyzed the data again and tentatively placed them in the group that includes acorn worms, saying that their ancestors probably had eyes, brains, and organs, but simplified as a response to their deep sea ecosystems.

Later DNA testing has since shown that they are their own thing! Xenoturbella, along with another simple and problematic to place creature called acoelomorphs, belong to their own phylum called Xenacelomorpha! This places them as the sister group to all bilateral animals. So, they just never evolved brains, eyes, or organs. They are a glimpse at a very primitive form of animal that never bothered to change, because apparently what they do works. Rock on, purple sock worm.

Real "Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing" animal here.

Ediacaran Biota-ass nonsense going on here

guys why is my dying post gaining likes. is dying likeable.