I still think this would be the greatest crossover of all time

CBS Saturday Morning aired a report over the weekend, promoting solar geoengineering as a way to potentially lower global temperatures and combat “global warming.”

During their report, CBS explained that the US government is currently investigating stratospheric geoengineering and that Microsoft founder Bill Gates had previously “backed a major project at Harvard using balloons to deploy aerosols.”

The project would have invoved spraying aerosols Into the earth’s atmosphere in an attempt to dim the sun.

Friendly reminder this man has an openly depopulationist agenda

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

so i was compelled to look that up and

A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster

B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster

C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:

–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899

I honestly hate that Gila is not the way you think it’s pronounced because it’s Navajo and not Spanish.

How do the Navajo pronounce Gila?

I was always told it's like "heel-a"

Gila is borrowed from the Gila River that runs through Arizona and New Mexio, which was so named by the Spanish on their Mexican conquest in the 1500s as a contraction of "Ha-quah-sa-eel" a phrase from Quechan Indian roughly meaning "running salt water"

It's pronounced "hee-la"

No idea what that guy is on about.

The Heely monster

^---This happens almost daily in Mexico.

CJNG used to act as security for the Sinaloa cartel, but after massive arrests of Sinaloa leadership, CJNG is fighting to claim all of the Sinaloa cartel's territory in Mexico. Soon CJNG will fight for control of la plazas along the border. The Sinaloa cartel is the biggest criminal organization in the US and they, along with their proxies, control the American side of those plazas. How do you think this is going to play out?

Lol. We have no idea what we are in for. Expect incomprehensible levels of violence. We are not ready. Do we honestly think that ANY police force in America will be able to sustain the violence of action that is required to quell an international, narco-terrorist, turf war funded with BILLIONS of dollars from Americans?

>muh fbi

The FBI will be too busy pinning the violence on muh white supremacy. Americans think this is a movie, but we are about to run out of popcorn.

Effing...lol...

And Mexico's president has the audacity to say America is the problem and "his" country is safer

Hate when the subway leaves right in front of you 😠

THE WORST

for a sec I just imagined a whole sandwich restaurant sprouting legs and leaving before I realized you meant the train 

i had to draw this… subway

Thank you for your efforts everyone this is a fabulous post

Wh… Why did you use Weiss in this?

more important question, who the fuck brought this post back i am going to attack

Me: *approaches a Subway restaurant"

The Subway Restaurant, every fucking time:

thinking abt that episode of TOS where Sulu finds a gun on the ground and is like “sweet” and just takes it

what’s better is that this planet was supposed to manifest your greatest fantasy and while everyone else was imagining sex and power Sulu is just like 

Isn't that the same episode where the away team got strafed by a Japanese zero?

Honey

Hot sauce

BBQ sauce.

Fry sauce,

Now before you go “but uncle ketchup is a vitdl component in fry sauce” I’ll remind you that we still got tomatoes, vinegar and sugar. I’ll just reinvent the fucking thing to combine it with mayo and a bit of mustard.

salt

Mustard. Just straight up yellow mustard.

Disney honestly should have quit making movies after “Up”. In fact I think Hollywood in general should have just shutdown. There are no good movies after “Up” and I am totally ok and normal every time I watch it

Female-suffering-then-complete-girlboss stories need to die please

"Rape makes women strong it's imperative that we show it in graphic detail because This Is How The World Is" die in a hole actually please

Also I would like to add to this list of Things to Die is the implication of "women cannot be Strong unless she had the *☆Trauma™☆* in her life"

Kobolds are nothing but thieves and cannon fodder and that is all they will ever be.

if I were an npc in skyrim I would never leave my house because there are giant spiders out there. My one line of radiant dialogue would be "I don't leave the house, there's giant spiders out there."

no wait

"greetings traveler, you're welcome in my home so long as you aren't a giant spider."

*gives you a side quest to kill 100 frostbite spiders, upon completion I give you 10 gold cos it's all I have. prompting you to immediately try to murder me out of frustration only to find that I'm an essential npc for some reason*

Your one line of combat dialogue should be "still better than being attacked by a giant spider!"

I'm bored, so I decided to make another tag game

The last image of a fictional character or person you have is who you find amidst a zombie apocalypse

Here's mine:

Meryl Streep lmao 💀

Tagging: @solaxena @rachi-roo @gonerogue98-official @a-vegemite-addict-from-australia @1tsdanny @clumsyracconking @rae-main @duckymcdoorknob @veenxys @stardustkujo @thecryingbox @haikyuuublog and anyone who wants to join! <3

I would find this man if it was the last thing I ever did

@anabanana-romanova @summergrand @lorrow2 @adhdoofenshmirtz

I am in safe hands

@laneynoir

... I'm probably fine.

Probably.

@jordie-your-local-halfling @friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog

Gammon and Maraly! Yeah I'm not worried at all, I'll be just fine 😌

Tagging @kanerallels @accidental-spice @laughingphoenixleader @thatonebasicfan @bookdragon1811 @karlyanalora @kazoosandfannypacks

Im safe

@noorhal @violets-and-tea-leaves @ghosts-and-blue-sweaters @biathediamond @theconstitutionisgayculture @the-gotheltic-rowan

Probably screwed....

and anyone who wants to reblog can do it

Hey, uh, Dr. Lecter... this is REALLY bad timing and I was thinking, uh, like, with everyone else eating each other and such, you could, uh, maybe put a hiatus on the whole cannibal thing for a little while...

no

You just replied to a pukicho post

they always come crawling back

I came running back, tears in my eyes, axe in my hand

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

you mean like

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

This post really was a rollercoaster.

for elves it was a straight line

I automatically have less respect for anyone who has ever posted a video on tiktok

ONLY ANSWER IF YOU LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES

More importantly, those who think there are too many guns, can't do shit about it.

Need more gun

There are definately not enough guns

Not enough in civilian hands at least

More guns in responsible hands

ROOKIE NUMBERS! 1 GUN PER PERSON!

It's the only way to be safe.

One?

What are you, 12?

I want like, 40 or 50 guns

That's a fuckin fortune in oil and cleaning supplies, though. I'm happy with my 5 - 6 guns but I'm not gonna stand in the way of anyone who wants more

Even the stupid fucking jellyfish gets to go, but we don’t. we don’t get to go. 

You sound unhappy about this development

what does that mean

Flork of Cows is sponsored by Gamer Supps and they allowed him to come up with his official flavor “Anime Girl Thigh” Gamer Supp flavor mix. When they opened it for sale it sold out in under an hour.

what would that even taste like…

orange creamsicle

Can we back up a little more? What is Gamer Supps?

Energy drink powder basically

During the 1904-05 Russo-Japanese War, Russia had to send their Baltic Fleet to reinforce their Pacific Fleet. The larger ships had to go around Africa which took more than 6 months and 18,000 miles. The Russians lost the ensuing battle and the war.

L

I highly recommend reading into the journey of that fleet too. It's a beautiful disaster of a saga that involves such activities as losing a battle with a Scottish trawler fleet, opium-laced cigarettes, wild animals roaming the decks of the ships, and at least one instance of a cult forming and attempting to stage a mutiny.