no idea if i'm gonna keep this url for more than a week but xxriotgrrrlb0yxx -> tr4nsvesdyke
the metric for how good a horror movie is isn't how scary or deeply impactful it is its how much blood and gay subtext they can pack into it learn ya fuckin priorities
i wanna free the nip alas my boobs are not perky and can cause a fire from the friction between them and my stomach if left to their own devices so i'll keep wearing bras sowwy
they took all the punk bands out back and shot them i guess. sad! well there's other genres
i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.
i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest
Pride ych comms and kiss comms for pride that are 10% off!!
Half body kisses are $85 and full body are $108
Dm me if interested 💕
trying to organise plans in your mid 20s feels like trying to arrange a political summit during a civil war
Quick doodle of a custom idea…
One thing I discovered is that with the flat smooth faceplate you can give this furby SPECTACULAR eye makeup. (EDIT: forgot the piercings)
I hope in the future one the new colors is just like plain black or white it would be great for customizing and also look pretty cool
i hate when my posts breach containment because instead of my mutuals going "youre so cool and smart and im in love with you" it's a bunch of picrew pfps trying to be soo clever by saying "i think OP wants to fuck a car..." "op wants to fuck a cd 💀" "only on tumblr LMAO" like yes. you dont have to repeat what im saying
So the United States Military is recruiting directly on 4chan now.
They must be REAL desperate.
Me revoilà, toujours vivant, toujours debout, pour les requêtes du Pride Month ! J'ai mis le temps, mais enfin, je retrouve un peu de motivation pour dessiner.
Voici donc la deuxième demande du mois : le Dr. Henry Castafolte, avec le drapeau ☆ gay ☆ !
Il est à bord de son Castaship, dans un univers (ou un futur !) où il aura eu l'occasion de le construire- sans doute en direction de Pluton, pour en disséquer ses moustiques !
J'ai tenté des trucs, avec cette histoire de reflet, et c'est pas sûr que ce soit concluant.
Un dessin qui m'a donc été demandé sur Insta. J'espère que vous kiffez, les gens.







