the death eaters attack ollivanders.

Even without that it’s kind of offputting from the get go when you’ve photographed the guy that’s “suffering” in front of his private jet

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

the most 2014 post possible

I’m sorry, this seems to imply that you have the fucking jump scare sounds from Five Nights at Freddy’s on your iPod

Maybe…

Fear of flying, Daniel Gebhart de Koekkoek

I was going to go with, “Cats attacking ghosts” but that works too, I guess

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

Same energy

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

thank you for your sacrifice

i run around like a fraggle

this is what i mean

You’ve never been in an empty room because you are always in it.

We have loved these people since the day we arrived. When you love something… you protect it.

Eternals (2021)

His fangs are so cute oh god

This is amazing

Used my ol‘ reliable opener and had to improvise a bit

Sorry not sorry

Let’s Play GTA V - Lowriders

【Jeremy: What happened? Matt: Don’t worry about it! I’ll fix that one. My bad!】

matt, jack, and the sheep discussion in minecraft #436