someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!
me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???
Anonymous asked:
no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange
Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?
someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it
hey. hey. if you were/are not allowed to express anger in your household. ily
anger is human, anger is part of processing, anger exists on a spectrum from mild frustration/annoyance to full rage and all can be needed as a reaction sometimes, anger is not inherently abusive or harmful, expressing anger (especially if you have anger issues) does not make you shameful or scary, anger does not make your point inherently less valuable, anger is a feeling you should be allowed to express.
anger is okay. and if your anger is hurting you, that's okay too, and you deserve help managing it. this goes double for people who are often stereotyped as angry or scary (black & brown ppl, transfems, ppl with stigmatized disorders, butches and other masc queers, etc). anger is allowed.
Father is asleep. Time to wake him up by shucking corn outside his quarters
- Amish Bam Margera
amish phil margera: bamuel what in the devil are you doing up at this hour
Hoping and praying that we one day get an NDN superhero who 1) isn't eagle themed and 2) doesn't have magical animal powers. Please!! For fucks sake!!
If your NDN hero wears eagle feathers then I expect AT LEAST three pages explaining exactly when and why they were gifted those feathers and then another 15 or so pages explaining how the feathers are stored and cared for, why the hero decided to wear them in their superhero costume, and what they do if the feathers are damaged in fights.
It truly is its squirmles.
I misread that as "It's squirmless!" and frankly that thing doesn't look squirmless at all.
