Tyranny

i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

happy summer to dykes in tank tops and basketball shorts, goths who's makeup is melting, little kids catching frogs and fireflies, guys who just bring their guitar everywhere now, 13 yr olds very obviously in their emo phase during a family vacation, gas station employees, old people sitting on porches, and dogs swimming at the beach

GETS ME EVERY TIME

Spider-Punk by Sanford Greene, for the promotional material for the movie

I think a big thing that people are overlooking is how Hobie looks out for his own and how much that coincides with punk culture.

Him looking out for younger teens is so fucking punk of him. He lets Gwen stay with him because she's vulnerable and struggling, he makes her a watch, he lets her keep his shoes, etc. and it's not out of romance, it's because she's family. Same with Miles; he knows Miles is naive and wants to help him, because he's been in the spider society longer and he knows what's really going on. He sees the adults, who are supposed to mentor them, targeting Miles and he just knows it's flat-out wrong and that he wants no part of it.

Hobie takes on such a big brother role for the other characters and I love it. He's more mature than the other teens in so many aspects, and he uses his experience to teach them how to get by because that's what being punk is about

a couple of eepies

them.

based on one tumblr post THAT I CAN’T FINDDDD if anyone knows what I’m talking about pls send it thank you thank you

‘aight, mate, we’re done! Looking like a proper little punk now, eh?

spider kidz :P

What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day

Ok I found it it's called "the lesson of the moth by archy" and it's by Don Marquis

Heyyyy guys it’s been awhile

[ID: Nine waist up portraits of the Percy Jackson characters. it goes in order as follows: Percy, Annabeth, Reyna, Nico, Hazel, Frank, Piper, Jason, and Leo

Each are in their own environments each holding their respective weapons with different visual elements alluding to their powers. Percy: water+ sword, Annabeth: dagger, Reyna: spear, nico: darkness and sword, hazel: glowing stones, Frank: bear arm and bow+arrow, Piper: dagger and hearts, Jason: sword and lightning, and Leo: fire]

i'm losing my mind over this trio <3 i cannot wait for them to blow me away

had the image of this scene stuck in my head for weeks

Fork in him

Fork In Him Friday

Happy fork in him Friday

women’s flat chests

your true colors are showing for reblogging men’s tits but not this post smh

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

you cant do this to me

rolling uncanny clark around in my head again... this being who looks exactly like a human except something is not quite right. he's a little too quiet for his size, eyes a little too bright. his skin is smooth and a little too warm. something's off but you can't quite put your finger on what. he always seems to show up in places where danger is happening, but always on the periphery; when he shows up things always, inexplicably, take a turn for the better. he wears too-big button down shirts and gently worn dad sneakers, and he bought you a hotdog from the food cart that one time you forgot your wallet at lunch rush. he remembers your cat's name. your work bestie swears up and down she saw him talking to batman late one night behind a taco stand in gotham, but batman's also supposed to be an urban legend, so.

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

I'd like to reblog this with some tags and comments bc I've really appreciated reading them

people who get what I mean:

people who have found a way to have fun in the corn maze but who I'm a little worried about:

person who we are going to put in the corn:

CORN CORN CORN