Happy Days

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):

this tweet is making me choke to death

1. precisely 2. really really enjoying this phrasing

Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig

what A League of Their Own is about, as I understand it:

pikachu is drowning

This ain't about him

I've never seen a better marriage in my life. No exaggeration. Naturally, I had to see if they were trolling us, but....

I couldn't be a studio exec because most of my decisions would be based on vibes and personal quirks.

For example, if a show is on season 9, I'm definitely greenlighting season 10 because I like even numbers. But it's for sure canceled after season 10, though.

“The series has 2 characters who fall in love even though their families are at war with each other”

Me:

"Sapphics in space"

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

This is humanity

Happy Birthday, Curiousity.

Happy birthday, Curiosity.

This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

become ungovernable

“I took courage, used my deadname and signed up for Miss Italy. Because fighting transphobia is intersectional and even though I’m not a trans woman, I’ve decided to fight for their rights.”

ok this is 1. funny, 2. courageous, 3. how solidarity works, and 4. based

quacking in my boobs over this

QUAKING

BOOTS. FUCKER

sorry

go watch Barbie

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

Capitalism is fake, this pigeon’s money is as valid as anyone else’s.

Good Pigeon.

Okay, you say pigeon, but it clearly has a bill.

Are you sure that’s not a duck?