Commission of @viss-and-pinegar’s Altmer OC, Ardwe, on her way to gaslight and girlboss some poor unfortunate soul in the way of her ambition.
Penitus oculatus burned down my sanctuary can’t have shit in falkreath
I'm playing Kelkemmeran as something of a sellsword, willing to do even the most absurd fetch quest for the right price, but I had completely forgotten how many NPCs talk absolute shit. He'll be ready for retail any day now.
How to tell a raven from a crow. Made with corvid researcher Dr. Kaeli Swift for her blog post on the subject!
These are all well and good (accurate and informative and also fun) but here’s the best way to tell the difference between the two:
Ravens are FUCKING huge.
The best advice I’ve heard about this is as follows:
If your thought is “wow, is that a Raven??” It’s a crow.
If your thought is “Holy shit is that a CAT?!” It’s a raven.
As Justin McElroy says: “If you see a crow, you think ‘there’s a black bird’, if you see a raven, you think ‘Oh God, something’s terribly wrong’” (personally I also extend that to hearing a raven vs crow)
What if I agreed to dive into an ancient ruin to help you find a lost poetry book and fight the undead so you can get a college scholarship, and we were both girls? 😳👉👈
plus uh. bonus dialogue??
"I'll tell you one thing." Silteya huffed, exhausted.
"Yeah? What's that?" Casrinth asked.
"If Viarmo still doesn't let you into Bard College after all this, I'm going to throttle him."
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP @faiyamon
For so many in Skyrim, this man was the last thing they saw 💀💀💀💀
“You dare walk away from me? In my own hall, before my own court, you dare insult me?”
–Lord Harkon, if you walk away from him mid-conversation.
The random citizens of Morthal fantasizing about how life in Solitude would look like.
It often crossed my mind how the poor folk living in the monster-ridden nature's ditch must feel like living in the shadow of the grand and majestic capital of Skyrim.
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The finishing is heavily inspired by the wonderful @kalihoffs and her series of Skyrim holds posters.