All I ask is a tall ship...

The Owl in The Attic and Other Perplexities, James Thurber, 1931  

I saw a turkey vulture sunning itself on a post yesterday.

I saw a turkey

vulture sunning itself on

a post yesterday.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Do you guys think Julian’s parents had a bad relationship, which lead to his negative views on the concept of marriage? Or was he just a professional slut and hater

I think lemurs are just like that

Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…

Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone

Promotional ad for Live Through This. 1994.

The Sacred Texts!!!!!

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions

Type "I am" in the tags and whatever follows is your gender today...

intruder alert

She is starving

added opinion

70s porn magazine jokes that look like tumblr posts, volume 1 

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gotta share @telesilla’s tags -

#that was (give or take) around the time of the bronze age collapse #crete was no longer a major player #and the known world was kinda in turmoil #and yet someone planted an olive tree #i’m not saying there’s a direct parallel #but you know…systemic collapse thanks to many things including climate change #and it sucked for a lot of people #but they still needed olive oil #and idk man…maybe plant a tree #because the world has ended so many times #but the tree is still here #and so are we

René Auberjonois behind the scenes of the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine finale.