i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson
i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem
had my first day of volunteer work at my local lesbian museum today and genuinely enjoyed myself sooo much. lots of cataloguing books for their research library and it was such engaging and interesting but also stress free low stakes work and everyone was so nice and chatty and ugh!! had such a good time I can’t wait to go back next week PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH!!!!!!!
you shouldnt have to work a full time job in your twenties you should just get to go to concerts every night
in another life i would have really liked to be smith college girls for id magazine 2004 with you
this is what i look like when i’m blogging btw.
The magic of a scorching summer evening
“tumblr became bad because of porn ban” “tumblr is bad because of bots” “tumblr is bad because there’s hateful people who post freely” THE AUDIO POST HAS A COPYRIGHT DETECTOR NOW. DOESNT ANYONE REMEMVER WHEN YOU COULD PUT ANY SONG ON HERE AND LISTEN AND SCROLL AND LOVE????????????? STOP SENDING ME TO SPOTIFY APP
one thing about me is that i will lose my mind about the personification of the house
this house hates you. this house loves you. this house wont ever let you leave. this house has eyes & a mouth. you could make this house speak. you could make this house cry. this house has seen the worst parts of you & wants to keep you inside it forever. this house will die with you. etc.
you can smoke weed after sipping cold brew on an empty stomach. there is nothing that that could ever happen to you
"bruno and desmond briefly defy the laws of physics" sent me to the fucking stratosphere
"bruno and desmond briefly defy the laws of physics" sent me to the fucking stratosphere
whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work
you get it
used to think advertisements were just annoying but harmless but more and more every day i am growing to consider them a great and terrible evil





