you can play your favorite video game for as long as you want. but watch out

Too tired to soup.

[ID: a black-and-white image. At the top is centered, typed text which reads “The Birds Would Like to Share Their Words of Wisdom,” with the “s” of “Words” scribbled out with a thin digital pen so that it instead reads “word.” Below that is a line drawing of several birds along a branch. Below that, the word “CHIRP” is written in clumsy, thick digital pen.]

[ID: Tuxedo cat laying across a row of books on a bookshelf. /end ID]

I just had a discussion with my friend about fanfiction and how we tend to assume that women are the writers without any actual proof. Then I said, hey, I know fanfiction written by gay and trans dudes. But then I remembered, wait, I think I know one writer who just must be cis het based on his work. Anyway, all writers, be honest, who are you?

Please reblog if you're interested in the results.

Oh please answer this poll, it might be semi-representative if the number of responses is high enough

You will recognize it.

Trust me.

This is glorious.

I will always reblog this

MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I REALIZED WHAT SONG THEY’RE PLAYING.

THIS IS THE BEST OH MY GOD

I was like idk I don’t know it then I was like WAIT WHAT

this was a strange experience

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

it looked like this

[ID: a digital drawing of a yellow diamond-shaped sign. On the sign is the silhouette of a rabbit above a jagged shape that could be a field of grass or could be open jaws.]

"tator" cards from a Milwaukee goodwill

Sadly, Gen didn't win the Unreliable Narrator poll. In fairness, he had a steep battle against Lemony Snicket, who I imagine is more broadly familiar to readers (something something conflating quirkily convoluted storytelling with intentional unreliability something something WHATEVER). Also, it's always been Gen's strategy to never show his full hand (HA), so maybe he prefers not winning, to keep folks underestimating him.

Anyway, I was reminded I've had this piece sitting in my folder for a while, so here are two absolutely reliable narrators who are frequently rendered unreliable by their proximity to Gen. Sophos would hardcore get a tattoo after marrying Helen, and she would add one to match--it's a pinecone and an olive branch!

the past, present, and future

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

i wish cass had worn that cloak for more than one episode

They just don’t make clay vessels with paintings of gay sex on them like they used to :(