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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
(*400dB Crunch noise*)
Fun fact! Decibel is a logarithmic scale. This means an increase of 10 dB is a doubling in strength.
It's impossible to get a sound louder than about 200 dB on Earth: this is because a soundwave is a series of peaks and troughs of air compression, and around 200 dB you hit COMPLETE VACUUM in the troughs.
So, decibels are a measure of energy.. 400 dB is around 10^28. By the Atomic Rockets Boom Table, the dinosaur-killer impact was merely 10^23.
400 dB is "all the oceans flash boil off the planet and then the crust melts". This rabbit just destroyed all life on earth with a noise equivalent to an exaton of TNT. Aliens on pluto are getting woken up going "what the fuck was that light?"
that bunny is so powerful
Correction. Every 10dB isn't doubling the strength. It's growing it by 10 times.
i watch baseball for the side quests
throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout
this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl
baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.
and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:
or the beloved hot foot prank:
or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:
or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:
why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try
Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell
considering that people can experience phantom limb syndrome, I wouldn’t be surprised if a robot girl COULD feel bliss as you careful repair her chassis, feeling every click as you unplug connections and pull out old cables for new ones
Have you ever had a cable plugged into a live guitar amp before you plug it into the guitar? Have you picked up the explosed cable tip? Your bioelectric field generates a notable hum just being nearby, and a pretty loud one if you actually touch it. Any analog signal cables in a robot girl would absolutely know if your hand was anywhere near it.
twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life
THE BANANAS ARE GAY
THESE BANANAS
THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY
BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE
Bro explained religion 💀
I strongly believe most (if not all) ultra religious are basically "religious" and have NO business claiming to be part of the community or believing in the same force/deity.
