I Am Groot

Bro, come on it’s a mistletoe, bro.

It’s not homosexual, it’s traditional come on bro.

Mistlebro

i cant listen to this i will definitely cry 

Shoot me.

Dylan catching a fly.

God is real.

Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling

if u ever see me unfollow u and then refollow u it was probably on accident bc I was stalking u on mobile

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

WELP

message

you can hear people deliberately “not see” this on their dash. 

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

but look at his mouth/lips when the kazoo falls out………. if u catch my drift………

*pop* “mmmm, Lou…”

i did not know 3 words could make me sweat this much thanks

my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”