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WOLFSBANE

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harry potter telling his kids wild stories about the stuff he got up to as a kid, and his kids looking it up in history books just to make sure he’s not bullshitting them

He is, but always about the mundane stuff.

Albus comes back from a conversation with Ron and Hermione to tell his siblings “Dad was teasing us again. Hogwarts never had an interhouse spelling competition, and even if they did, Auntie Hermione says that “floccinaucinihilipilification” isn’t a word they’d give to First Years.”

“Oh.”

“They really did make him fight a dragon in fourth year though.”

Sirius: why I would fuck a demon? simple: the status. Imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. Legendary
Remus: it’s 3am!?
James: no, no. he’s got a point
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The Harry Potter fandom might disagree on a lot of things, but there are some things that we all agree on:

  • Umbridge is a bitch
  • Sirius “only one will die tonight” Black is the biggest fucking drama queen
  • Draco is hopeless at cooking. He can and will burn down the house.
  • JKR is a huge fucking asshole and she is disowned from this fandom
  • Umbridge is a bitch
  • Wolfstar. Is. Canon.
  • Dorcas Meadows and Marlene McKinnon were huge lesbians
  • Umbridge is a bitch
  • calmly
  • James Potter was the mother hen of the marauders and if you think otherwise you are wrong
  • Minerva “all tests set by a competent teacher” “have a biscuit Potter” McGonagall is the biggest badass of all time.
  • Did i mention that Umbridge is a fucking bitch

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i cannot believe i haven't seen a wolfstar catholic school/all boys boarding school au yet come on this shit basically writes itself

like hear me out:

Sirius letting it slip that he's gay. His parents, in a stroke of heteronormative genius, sending him to an all boys catholic school so hopefully they can rid him of the gay

Sirius absolutely thriving cause hello maybe finally he can find himself a boyfriend??

and then Remus who's trans and whose mum wanted him to have a fresh start, since everyone in their small town knows him as his deadname and old gender. so they decide a boarding school is a good bet - and it being an all boys school is even better cause it makes him feel more confident. yes it's a catholic school but Remus can deal with it (I don't know school policies about trans students, can't imagine that catholic schools are nice about those but hey maybe no one knows)

just their shenanigans. Sirius being a troublemaker like he always is and Remus trying to be good and stay in line cause he feels if he does something wrong people Will Know. Sirius having an absolutely huge crush on Remus and trying so hard to get to know him but Remus thinks he's nothing but trouble. Sirius always breaking the dress code and painting his nails and wearing piercings in his ears and refusing to cut his hair cause hello, he's a bad boy (plus he thinks boys Remus might be into that)

just the potential!! this trope is so good I'm so surprised people don't write it

Hogwarts ~ 1978 ✨ 🍫 

I haven’t been able to draw in a little while, so thought I would draw everybody’s favourite werewolf to get back into the swing of it- because I will never not love Remus John Lupin. This colouring style is sort of new for me, and I’m really pleased with how it came out! 

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