what

detective: *takes picture of my body after i’ve been murdered* me (dead): omg no u’d better delete that…omggg im serious i look so bad in that 😂😂😂

when you finally tell the truth and she don’t believe you 😂😂😂😂 #jesusisonthemainline

Lmfao.. “Aggravated..!!”

“How art thou” 😂😂

noooooo lmao

Haaaaaa 😂😂😂😂

Artists

me taking regular selfies

i’m howling

TF i choked on my saliva. not ok

I CANT BELIEVE YALL WOULD DO THIS @STAFF PLEASE ASSIST

My life

capitalism

basically.

you need this in your life

I COULD WATCH THIS FOR FOREVER

Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post memes on tumblr dot com

Explore the ocean

oh fuck no i’m not going into that giant bathtub there’s big scary fish things in there

thecobblestonecreep:

beautiful

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

You sly son of a bitch. You thought you could get away with it but no, I’m gonna slit your fucking throat because I caught you red-handed motherfucker. YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

LOL