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I'm going to download your car.

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20y/o|Pronouns/Pending|Recently realized Am Girl|Profile pic by @tuntacle and header by @captainlividllama They both make consistantly better posts than me and most of my posts are just reblogs from them so go follow them AND me that way you get all those great posts twice! I hold them both very near and dear to my heart. Theoretically, I write things like poetry and fiction. Technically I'm a published author but I promise you have not and will continue to have not heard of me. I very occasionally dabble in hornyposting but I try to not do that on main.

Genuinely fucking wild going back to Reddit for like two minutes and seeing people defending reddit cause "they deserve to make money" and "it's their site they can do what they want"

No wonder companies pull this shit

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*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

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AMONG US BABIES,

INFECTED WITH RABIES,

NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

1

nothing wrong with me

2

nothing wrong with me

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

1

Something’s got to give

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Anonymous asked:

IM TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS OF HOW PRETTY U LOOK AND TOTALLY DONT WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO MAKEUP THAT LOOKS THAT GOOD OR ANYTHING...

the cool thing about makeup is that if u dont do a good job u can wipe it off and try again. just do that. the first makeup item i purchased was a shitty eyeliner on a whim for 9 dollars from safeway while i was high, and that was 12 days ago (i checked, that's when the first pictures of me wearing makeup are from).

a few days after that, about 8 days ago, i went to sephora and spent around 90 bucks on all the essentials. foundation, concealer, eyebrow filler, mascara, lipstick, and a brush. and then i went home and shaved my face, and the next day i just stood in front of the mirror for a few hours trying to make myself look pretty.

it's just somethin ya gotta be patient with! there's a reason it consistently takes up to and over an hour to put on good looking makeup!

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