I had a dream that I was watching a cartoon network ad for a total drama special that focused on a chris redemption arc. he started out wearing a bucket on his head all the time & moping about not being famous anymore & hiding from the police for his many many crimes and then he agreed to try hosting the show again and at the very end of the ad he dramatically turned around in like a classic post-makover reveal shot where he was wearing a turquoise dress and red lipstick that like unironically looked good. i have not watched any tdi in many years

tdi if Chris slayed

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ok work

Parents love to act like any trip to a slightly more populated area is the same as entering an active war zone.

"Why would you go to Minneapolis alone, it's so dangerous there!"

Mother I am not going to sit here and tremble like a hypoglycemic chihuahua in fear of Minneapolis of all things. I've had bowel movements that scared me more than Minneapolis.

I don’t care what Oak says, this is my favorite picture I have taken in Pokemon Snap

the uk and ireland is experiencing a heatwave so here’s what i think the derry girls would say about it🤝🫡

Watch until the end

rainbow ducky

Magia

this reminds me of the story of the gymbro ghost puncher from 4Chan

I should find that one

allow me

it even turns anti-landlord at the end

Lol there it is

Penguins walking at 5x speed.

this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen

you don't get the paraglider before leaving the tutorial area in totk like you did in botw, you have to do a quick early game quest to get it. i didn't know this. the game doesn't tell you this. once you leave tutorial area you can explore in any direction you wish bc open world. i was doing just that, exploring in any direction i wished! collecting eggs from trees and ripping plants off the ground! imagine my surprise when i accompany lady impa on a hot air balloon ride to get a birds eye view look at stuff on the ground and she says to me "don't worry, i'll be able to get back down when i'm done here, you can just paraglide off now" when i don't have the fucking paraglider

Run Away With Me isn't just a pop song. It's a declaration. A command, no, an order from Carly Rae Jepsen herself. An invitation to spend the next hour with her dancing and crying and feeling like you're on top of the world. With Run Away With Me, she's asking you to take her hand and experience the full range of human e•mo•tions.

In this essay I will-

every single Carly Rae Jepsen song will have at minimum one moment that is so sonically powerful and overwhelmingly effervescent it will hit me like an actual punch to the chest

Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (2023)