okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

Peanut butter

Jelly (grape)

Bread

guys...

Norville "Shaggy" Rogers is ashamed of all of you

ritsu kageyama motion sickness

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

It’s December 10th now and I’m putting this in my queue for next year.

so shocked was I that I could not find an existing side-by-side that the lord compelled me

Narumitsu week, day 1! Family

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it happens pretty often

u got it

i’ve had quite a busy september so i don’t have MUCH in my sketchbook but i do have SOMETHING

waiting for a taxi together after a successfully solved case has never been so full of suppressed emotions and uncertain feelings before

yeah

Apparently this guy was at his mother in law’s house and they were all going through photo albums and he sees he photobombed his wife 11 years before they even met. I fucking love this.

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

I’m so mad that somewhere down the line the use of effervescent will have changed so much that dictionaries have to adapt the definition and some poor etymologist will have to cite “cockmcstuffins”

Jesse, you’re forgetting that Dragons are not just beasts, they are inherently magical and they are of the element they embody, Jesse. An ancient white dragon would create an icy tundra wherever it built its lair merely by existing in that place over time. It is the surrounding animals that have adapted to the cold to even exist in the landscape of a dragon, Jesse.

COW NAP COW NAP COW NAPS COW NAP

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

50 First Doses

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

no matter what will happen tomorrow, nothing can recreate the feeling of being dead inside for months because of the lockdown and then completely on edge for days because of the presidential election, only to wake up to a text message that says “babe wake up, destiel is canon” and be hit by the fake news that putin is stepping down only seconds afterwards, like how are you supposed to recreate that feeling, how are you supposed to experience a mass hysteria like putindestielelection day ever again, I hope nothing will ever make me feel that way again but I will cherish that day for the rest of my life

i've been practicing my gaslighting but my gatekeeping honestly needs work. my girlbossing can wait

if your gatekeeping isnt naturally good you clearly arent supposed to be part of this community :/

what "community?" there isn't a community you're just making things up again

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this”