the bros only one click away

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

list of names for farmer themed coverbands

hall & oates > haulin oates

um guys this is so hard

this fucks

#this is how tumblr callout posts are structured

If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!

When I was in college, there was a solid year where our lgbt group did this with two bathrooms at the end of a hall that were used by like, maybe 20 people. They would put up gendered signs and we kept stealing them. And then we started writing random things on the walls INCLUDING full word for word copies of personal ads from the back of 1980′s advocate magazines.

It got to the point where the building management was on a hunt trying to find who was doing this and we had to start hiding our faces so as to not get caught on the security cameras. Our faculty advisor came down to the office one day and was like “do you guys know anything about this” essentially as we’re trying to close a comically full drawer of stolen bathroom signs, and we’re like “no” and they were like “great.”

They never caught us. 

Achievement Unlocked:

The Gay Science

Perform gender perception experiments without getting caught.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

fun fact I finally got into contact properly with OP so they get a cut of this ‘ol gal’s print sales $$$:

rights received

gay rights pt2

Pt 3

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

rooooool

That’s what you get when you ignore the Sturgeon General’s warning.

spent several minutes looking up different fish so i could be sure i knew what i was talking about before i remembered to check the notes (check the notes check the notes) to discover many people before me had pointed out that this is, in fact, not a king salmon, and is instead, most probably, a sturgeon. 

Because i am the way i am i looked up a species ID chart and i believe this could be a species simply called “lake sturgeon” but then i cross referenced it with species local to alaska and the two species common to the area don’t look like that

so then i found a clue deeper in the notes and went looking and as near as I can tell this is a replica of a sturgeon which was hanging off the front of a bar in wisconsin, and it fell off whatever it was hanging from onto someone’s car

What have I done…?

Literally

The fan wiki trivia for Delphine is hilarious actually. This cunt is less than useless. She can't even do the one job she swore an oath to do

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

A feel like this is a conversation between  Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.

the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

I literally spit water all over my screen.

For context

Is it lost? Is it trapped? Is it home? Is it innocent? Is it hunting you? Can you feel it watching you? Is it the house?