@totallyfubar / totallyfubar.tumblr.com
i wonder if theres a grammatical rule out there that explains why “i’m a big sexy bug” sounds better than “i’m a sexy big bug”, yet “im a sexy little bug” sounds better than “i’m a little sexy bug”
What? Sexy bugs?
gotta side with meevs on this one
imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven
another clean shaven guy enters the other side and exits wearing the first guy's beard but slightly crooked
There's a bot that generates metal album covers and titles and I have never in my life been more mad that something is AI and not real
at the end of the day I'm just a little guy. I'm a little guy at the beginning of the day also
not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
reblog heavy
i feel like there’s something characteristically different between people who bend their other fingers at the second knuckle when they flip people off and people who lift their middle finger from a fist, but I can’t articulate the difference
not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped
