I post bullshit, why do people keep following me
1991-1994 Ford Explorer
(likely a ‘93 if movie accurate)
this lyric is so real
don’t forget to remember who the fuck you are
ok but what if i
webgl and windows builds for now. let me know if anyone has any issues
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
koblala
Yellow
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No it’s red because of his shirt
koblala
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
never-kill-on-the-first-date
You have no idea what you’re talking about
koblala
- DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
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Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
winnie the pooh heritage post
Anonymous asked:
hi! if this is too personal i completely understand if you just delete it or something, but you're like the transmasc person i see the most on here so i thought i'd ask you.
i've been thinking about going on T at some point in the near future (don't have access right now but will relatively soon). i'm scared to take the leap, and i'm kinda scared of like... the process? idk i was wondering if you could share like... some of the gradual things that you start to see? i think i'm afraid of just waking up one day and seeing like "oh my god i'm a man suddenly" but realistically i know the changes are slow and gradual.
so i guess my question is how does it feel/what is it like to see those gradual changes and what can be expected? tysm and again no worries if this isn't something you want to talk about :)
So you need a second puberty talk, huh?
Well everybody experiences different things at different rates but here’s what’s up.
In the first week to month:
- Your throat may start hurting and/or your voice might start cracking. This means your voice is changing. Your voice could drop slowly and gradually or you could wake up one day with a lower voice. The tone of your voice before T generally won’t tell you how deep your voice will be. Your voice could barely change or it could get really deep. It’s the same for cis men. This is all normal.
- Your clitoris will start growing. This is generally one of the first changes you’ll notice in the first two weeks. It may hurt a bit while it’s growing or it may not. It may grow more sensitive or it may not.
- You may start smelling different. The things that may smell different range from your sweat to your pee to your vagina. You generally don’t smell worse. Just different.
- You might notice a difference in your sex drive and sex and masturbation in general. You may want sex more. You may want sex less. You may want sex with different types of people or the same types of people. Your orgasms may feel different. It may be easier or harder to orgasm. You may wish to inspect your growing junk. This is all normal.
About 2-4 months in:
- Your voice will likely have lowered noticeably by the end of 3-4 months, but it won’t be done changing yet. Your singing voice may be very off key or difficult to control. This will even out with practice and as your new voice settles but it could take a while.
- Your period will likely be uneven and unpredictable at this point. If you’re lucky it may stop altogether. It’s probably smart to keep carrying panty liners and pads for a while in case of random spotting.
- You might get acne and other annoying changes to your skin. That’s puberty.
- Your fat will likely start moving around at this point to different areas but it will take a while for it to finish.
- You might notice more hair in general around your body at this point. You might not.
- You may be sweating more. This is a puberty thing.
- It may be slightly easier for you to gain muscle now if you’re the sort of person who works out
One year in:
- Your clitoris will likely have stopped growing and top out at 1-2 inches long
- Your period will likely have stopped completely at this point
- Your body hair and beard won’t be fully filled in to where it will be years from now but you’ll likely be shaving or managing a stringy puberty beard by now.
- Your hairline will likely have receded a bit by this point. This doesn’t automatically mean you’re losing your hair. Men’s hairlines tend to be further back than women’s. It’s smart to keep track of that though if it matters to you.
- Your body will still be changing but passing will likely be much easier by this point.
- Your voice will likely have settled a bit but you may still need to work on your singing voice more if that’s something that’s important to you.
- By this point you’ll likely have an accurate idea of how T has affected your sexuality and sex drive, if at all.
Reminder that things happen at different rates for everyone. It’s puberty so it’ll take a long time. You may still notice changes 3-4 years in.
Today’s bird is: This black vulture trying to hang out with my neighbor’s ducks
(Video comes from my neighbor, it hung out with them for several minutes.)
“Russia is so big the geese went for a walk in 1991 and only got back in 2014.”
“The geese built Dubai and returned.”
I don't know who needs to hear this but:
-"it only hurts a little" is still pain
-"I can ignore it" is still pain
-"I can cope with/manage it" is still pain
-"it's bearable" is still pain
-"I can push through it" is still pain
-"it doesn't hurt that much" is still pain
-"it doesn't stop me from doing x" is still pain
You don't need to be in agonizing pain to be in pain.
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
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so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….
whowasntthere
*wipes away a single tear* Yes.
Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock
He looks so ready. XD
“My time has come.”
Plot twist she’s his bodyguard
thebisquid
I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these
if a baby drowns while being baptised does it go to heaven?
Matthew 1:1 "If a baby drowns during the baptism it goes to hell no matter what"
That’s not what Matt said
A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.
But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh
If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby
But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!
room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes
fyi this is just about gore, so think more about surgery and injuries rather than being emotionally upset by someone dying horribly
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