Like to charge, fucking reblog to cast
Just so the universe knows they mean landslide election victory don't actually give us a goddamn natural disaster
And let's emphasize that Biden victory, Universe. Please don't kill democracy on us.
Like to charge, fucking reblog to cast
Just so the universe knows they mean landslide election victory don't actually give us a goddamn natural disaster
And let's emphasize that Biden victory, Universe. Please don't kill democracy on us.
We have these little Seal masks at work for kids to color and I
He's there...
THE PHANTOM
OF
THE OOOOPERAAAAA
*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*
Tuesday, February 4th: Hello everyone, I’m Gemma and I’ve had to remake this post as I accidentally deleted the original, and I still desperately need help.
As most of you are already aware, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits (U.C & Housing Benefit) being revoked, under the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And due to my mental health and some unfortunate DWP mess-ups, my benefits have been on and off sanctions for over a year now.
*currently my benefit is sanctioned due to my doctor and unemployment advisors’ negligence in handling my medical certificates.*
The only good news is that I finally received the results of the medical assessment that I attended in late September through the DWP *above*. Unfortunately, the results weren’t what I was hoping for, and I will be appealing the decision, but at least the DWP has realized that I do have mental and physical health issues. I suffer from endogenous depression (persistent low moods) and extreme fatigue, I have been on 4 different types of anti-depressants without much help, and I am also trying to apply for PIP/ESA
And due to the sanctions, I am usually drowning in red notices as I only get £128 per month and it isn’t enough to cover my rent and bills. This has made it incredibly difficult to survive each month, and with no other income, I constantly have to decide on getting food or paying bills, leaving me in heavy debt.
Previous donations have gone to help me pay my rent and some of my most urgent bills. However, I still need help to pay my bills for this month and my overdue bills from last month which have caused my bank account to go into an overdrawn state (above), and I also have groceries to get and it would really mean a lot to me if I could get some help. My goal to pay off all of this is £600!!
If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling.
Thank you for your help 💖
Thursday, February 6th: Please consider helping out guys if you possibly can. I have thankfully managed to pay off my overdue account but I’m still struggling to reach my goal, to pay my bills and keep my utilities on.
If anyone can spare anything at all to help, even if it’s just a £1/$1 or a reblog, it would mean so, so much to me.
Is there a god or vaguely-humanoid anthropomorphic manifestation of capitalism? If so then what do they look like?
BOTH OF THOSE QUESTIONS ARE TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME TO ANSWER PROPERLY BUT FOR A VAST OVERSIMPLIFICATION:
YES BUT IT DOESNT WORK HOW YOU THINK IT WORKS FOR BOTH
Ok, but can we guillotine the god of capitalism?
also outside of my paygrade to answer properly i need you to understand this takes a fundamental understanding of cosmology, theology, and planar theory to even begin to grasp godhood and its intricacies
the entirely too short answer: you can guillotine the god of capitalism metaphorically but until you entirely eradicate the concept of capitalism in practice belief and culture it will still feed on its believers
at its most basic level “godhood” and apotheosis is just a fancy type of egregore
also after a metaphorical guillotining its not dead its just sleeping sometimes this sleep is fundamentally the same as death the depths of the cosmos are filled with the slumbering bodies of long-dead gods and from their sluggish heartbeats and synapses flow rivers of reality
TL;DR IF YOU FIGURE OUT HOW YOU SHOULD
“don’t have a cow man” who is the cow man… why shouldn’t i have him
- Theseus to king Minos
You know Ship, after putting enough nutmeg and cinnamon in my coffee that my eyes hurt? I think i understand what you meant by Flävòr
oh yeah you’ve gotta put enough spices in your coffee to turn it into BONE HURTING JUICE
When I worked at Starbucks my coworkers and I had a running contest to make the grossest possible drink that, if you ordered it, we would have to actually make it for you.
One of them was:
- Double shot almond milk latte
- Six pumps of the sugar free hazlenut syrop
- coat the top foam with a full cm of cinnamon and nutmeg
- hide that under whipped cream
As the whipped cream melts into the coffee the it gains a texture kinda like spicy sand suspended in applesauce. We named it something like the CinnaFuck Surprise
“spicy sand suspended in applesauce”
I want to die just off that line alone
Every time a drink unseated the champion, it was given a name. The worst one was, by far, a drink my coworker dubbed:
The Double Endoscopy.
- Frappe cream base - half portion of Ice - Strawberry Concentrate - Eight pumps of the seasonal valentines day sugarfree cherry syrup - quadruple portion of the seasonal caramel latte rock salt, which is just rock salt - blend on high
This drink. This vile fucking stew, remains to this day one of the worst things I have ever put inside my body.
It got the name because when you need an endoscopy, you have to take a prep medication that “cleans you out“ by basically making you shit yourself inside out for a day, and according to my coworkers, the drink we had concocted tasted like that medication, but worse.
To start, halving the ice gives it this texture like a slushie you left out in the sun. The strawberry concentrate is always watered down by about 60% when we put it in actual drinks because its incredibly strong, and is overpoweringly tart when you just drink it straight.
The thing about the cherry syrup is that its already disgusting on its own. Cherry is not something you want to mix with coffee and why the higher ups though it was a good idea is beyond me. The syrup barely even tasted like cherries. It actually tasted a lot like nyquil. But we didnt use the cherry syrup in the double endoscopy. We used the sugar free cherry syrup, which tasted like the bastard lovechild of cherry nyquil and gum that you had been chewing for an entire day. For the entire month of febuary we sold maybe a dozen of the cherry drinks, and so for the entirety of march we had these two bottles of syrup that tasted like if there was a slur for cherries.
But what really flipped this drink over the edge, and the reason why it stayed the champion at the peak of our mountain of culinary hubris, was partly because the contest ended after I got fired for giving away stale muffins for free, but was almost entirely due to the salt.
Sure, we added enough salt to make it taste like we were drinking medicinally flavored seawater mixed with fruit pulp and it burned your throat when it went down, but there was something about the combination of the salt and the frappe base that turned the sort of milkshake type texture into what I can only describe as a slurry. You almost had to hawk this drink down like t-rex swallowing something whole. This drink fought you. The saccharine sweet of the concentrate combined with the chemical menthol sugar-free cherry burned as it went down, and then it salted the wounds.
Dragonsplainer: someone who thinks that the wyvern/dragon/wyrm/etc distinction matters outside of media that specifically uses that terminology, and will “correct” anyone using dragon as a catchall term for big monster lizards
no, see, a lot of people think “dragon” only applies to eudraconia, but anything falling within clade draconia can correctly be called a dragon — wyverns, amphipteres, lóng, lindworms, drakes, you name it.
granted, it is kind of a wastebasket taxon (hard for it not to be with such a long history of study) but so far the molecular evidence is supporting the inclusion of wyverns, lindworms and drakes at the least. wyrms, though, oh man. they’re a MESS. ask three different researchers, you’ll get three different answers for where they belong.
wyrms are draconology’s problem children
Wyrms are actually case of human error in the fossil record analysis and never actually existed. All proposed evidence of wyrms was due to a lone spiteful cryptopalentologist named Kenneth L. Richardson, who single handedly stole the leg bones of every complete draconid fossil from the Chicago Museum of Unnatural History.
Okay I can see why some people might want this...
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
GIVE ME YOUR BIOMETRIC DATA SO I CAN ANALYSE YOUR BONE STRUCTURE CHILDREN🤪
That’s genuinely terrifying
Giggle me timbers, it's a nightmare frankensocialmedia.
So, what do they actually collect and what do they do with it? Well:
Collecting my data? My biometrics and location?
You betcha.
And you will sell all that information?
Gotta make a profit ❤️
And how about information on my ethnicity, political standing, religion, criminal record, location, my biometrics, sexuality and gender?
Well. We will sell that too, but only to the good girls and guys 😊 We will sell your biometrics to facial recognition software and everything else to your government or others, that give us enough money 🙏
So if I am in a country that wants to target me for my ethnicity, religious beliefs, sexuality, gender identity or political standing, you will sell them this information?
In a heartbeat 🏳️🌈
.....
Do not use this Plattform. Please.
called giggle because the developers are laughing at anyone who signs up for this villianous platform
Jesus fuck, I thought they were kidding
Bloody hell
What a fun way to practice phrenology AND the comodification of every aspect of your life at the same time!
Every single review is 1 star, most of which mention phrenology or trans rights. There is only a single five-star review. This is it:
HEY IF YOU SEND ME A SCREENSHOT OF YOU LEAVING A 1 STAR REVIEW ILL GIVE YOU A FORTUNE
I’m glad I can do my part.
@thefierceking GODSPEED
YOUR FORTUNE:
YOUR FAVORITE CHIPS AT A GROCERY STORE OUTSIDE OF YOUR TOWN A STACK OF INDEX CARDS AND A PLASTIC BAG
This is actually true!
“In some places, such as Nri, the royal python, éké, is considered a sacred and tame agent of Ala and a harbinger of good fortune when found in a home. The python is referred to asnne ‘mother’ in areas where the python is revered, it is a symbol of female beauty and gentleness. Killing of the python is expressly forbidden in these places and sanctions are taken against the killer including the funding of expensive human sized burials that are given to slain pythons.” (x)
And more thanks to kaijutegu:
“A public levy is made for giving elaborate burial rites when the python dies from natural causes. Every python has a human soul within it; this must be liberated by ritual after the death of the reptile. Any offence against the snake is an offence against the ancestor.” (x) p15
When radiologists take a selfie
dead
Wait I’ve seen this
Mobile… Unapologetically mobile. Moving towards you… Here he comes. Unapologetically moving.
VIOLENT post
the funniest thing about this post is gunblr dudes in the notes waxing poetic about how brave and stalwart soviet military dogs were because they think this pic is real and the animal on the submarine is a dog
Boober from Fraggle bridges the gap between Butch lesbians and femme gay men
Sorry, all fraggles are Cisgendered Heterosexual Men.
Explain this then
This is why I love the Fraggle Rock fandom. It’s always quicken its feet to shut shup hewn a bigot, or as. Sone fandots have neiar prodlems, but Fraggle Rock fadom har snear grelet togather.
Ironic. You sayd I’m a “bigot” but the only won shup it is “gay men” “lebian” but whenst heterosexual Fraggle Rock fadem suddenly graab dip pip…
That shust the ting, though.
The to reconize that Fraggle Rock sips; not only that, but when sips b, it can shush to the childe that “gay” winn had with the Fraggles.
Pus, what’s the dil and the stuck? Thear tubs of straight pap pop zip on TV; movies, the one tine “gay” yon hadan shuter tel it? Fraggle Rock, of all thinks?
Thist the poblem with Tumblr, non it and toxic hexic on the blogs.
Asci a paint but tit knost what I’m gibbing indo.
Haffing on “gay” “lebesan” sned right to the geepotine but when heterosexual gits mits fun of Tumblr al haugh and jock. So… who cagg if it sips or not? Fraggle Rock for chibren a Tumblr ajenda b sip one way or another.
Call me toxic all you want - at least I bibpt phibbt.
me: Fraggle Rock sinter rilling kids’ show and it’s harning delly to sip Tumblr sunk about it. Let gay peple hollor rut.
you: NO!!!!! THUST CAN’T INFANE MY STRAIGHT FRAGGLE ROCK HOPILY… AAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!! I’M SO SCAFFING HEFFING SIT DOP I’M GO SEEK SPIT ON TUMBLR ABON IT!
Droned… are you seraieous?
Typigal Tumblr ageuement. I pat forf my pint yag you stewman me. Fif – You gow what? Donn debapping bith SJWs. Fraggle Rock are heterosexual. Had fan in fanbasy.
my sibling’s desire to repeat jokes they heard on tumblr in the company of normal people and my mother’s hypersensitive militant veganism clash so often in the funniest ways
this conversation just happened
sibling: i feel like all horses are carnivores. i don’t care what they eat. they’re carnivores in their soul.
mother: (long silence)
mother: i don’t think they are carnivores. i think they are beautiful.
