my only two emotions while watching american horror story:



my only two emotions while watching american horror story:
i wanna be pinned up against a wall
u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad
i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
[breaks down your door at 3 in the morning] do you wanna build a snowman?
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*
this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
in middle school my church took a trip and our priest found a temporary tattoo on the floor of a gas station bathroom and put it one later we had to take him to the hospital bc it was laced with LSD
Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.
And Kristen Stewart.
No, you know what? Fuck you.
Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.
Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.
Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.
Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.
Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.
^THIS A MILLION TIMES OVER!
harry is falling 4 u