@total-flake

hi i’m a mess🧃
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i would die on the field of battle to protect the honour of the ds family of handhelds

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that said. there exists no hardware on which a polygon could possibly look worse

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oohhgghh thats the stuff right there

Anonymous asked:

j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)

OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

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oh my god the original out in the wild

Team Fortress 2 vanilla, running at DirectX 8 at 640x480 at the absolute lowest possible settings.

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what am I supposed to do in a club. I go in them often but never know what to do, it ends up being extremely confusing. What do people do in them??

you may not have the clubber's temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield

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