This was based of this tumblr post that just screamed soldier tf2 at me.
Hate to be a stereotypical "let's bully scout" tf2 smut fic writer, but he's just so fun to push around, and his cockiness gives him a fun bite to play around with
This being said, I'm planning on writing a flashfire fic with t dick Pyro and a scout at their mercy :9
Scout is having a moment.
#little scouts chunky baby arm lol#their dynamic will never not be my favorite#drop in and knock up a boston lady while on contract#let feelings overtake professionalism and stay until you cant deny that youve fucked up™ (the baby is born)#skeddadle#over two decades later take on a mercenary job for some farce war#and see that your TEAMMATE (and you cant deny it) is the SON you ABANDONED#brazy#crazy#love them#i like this art too the art is yummy
Oh man don't you hate it
Full is elsewhere, look back in my art tag for link :9
Hate having to play chicken with Tumblr but :p
spoovy is so funny to me because i can imagine Heavy picking up Spy and twirling him around like this:
hi i was the 100th customer :) i love my spy plush i'm going to put 2 way velcro on his hands and give him a plastic knife (which will have velcro glued to it)
I'm so glad he got to you! (And thank you for buying him!!) The post office was giving me guff, so I'm glad he made it in the end. If you do make him a knife, please tag me, sounds very funny :D
Taking Spy For A Spin :)
full is located elsewhere
This piece was not supposed to take as long as it did, especially not for what it is, which is two guys having Christian fun in a vehicle. But it did and I'm so glad it's finished .
I was looking for cars to draw and This guy mentioned there's a '55 ford Thunderbird on Snowplow apparently and I was like "shit, why not" I absolutely hate drawing vehicles but I poured my heart into rendering that vehicle. I like it more than the guys, and they're not too bad either.
Have I mentioned I really like body hair? I really like body hair and I really like Engineer. Always a treat to draw them both. Spy's here too, I guess.
really crazy how much i’ve imagined this fic. like it’s soooooo imagined you wouldn’t even believe. not writing it though
A Quick-Fix
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/49023910 by tostatle A wounded BLU Medic stumbles across the Engineer's nest after a nasty fight. Engineer suggests that the good doctor take a breather by the Dispenser before he goes back out into the fray. It takes a bit of convincing. Words: 5602, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Engineer (Team Fortress 2), BLU Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Medic (Team Fortress 2), BLU Medic (Team Fortress 2)
- Relationships: Engineer/Medic (Team Fortress 2), BLU Engineer/BLU Medic (Team Fortress 2)
- Additional Tags: Hand Jobs, Quickies, Exhibitionism, Minor Violence, Blood and Violence, Dom Top and Dom Sub bickering, Just because his hand is on your dick doesn't mean he has to be in control, Implied Relationships, Engineer gets blue balled
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/49023910
Anonymous asked:
Transgender demoman thoughts?
Pretty cool headcanon imo.
Since he's 30+ and looks like he does I reckon he'd have started his transition a long time ago. Doubt anyone would've noticed, since he can sneak around in the showers and all. That is unless someone's getting in his pants... BLU soldier was totally confused the first time they got down and dirty.
Soldier: Demoman... Did they take your whole penis in the circumcision?
Demoman: ... What?
Soldier, pointing at demo's 'dick': Do they take your whole penis in Scotland? When you get circumcised?
Demoman: Uhm... Yea, that's right lad. They took me whole knob... Chopped it right off usin' a sword... That's what happened.
Soldier: Dear god... I'm so sorry Demoman. I wish you were an American like me, so you could've kept your penis.
Demoman, trying not to die laughing: Ach no, don' ye worry yer pretty little face about it lad-
Soldier, grabbing Demo's shoulder patriotically: No, this is not right. Every free American has the right to a penis! And since you're in America now you have rights! We will have to share my penis until we've found who is responsible for this mess but-!
Demoman: Share your- 😳 Soldier, I don' think that's how it works."
Soldier, totally deadpan: What? No it's easy. You get to partake in my penis whenever you'd like to feel better about your own penis being stolen from you by Scotland. That's a perfectly normal and American way to deal with this issue.
Demoman, reaching for his bottle: I'm- okay, ye ken what? I'm nae sloshed enough fer this.
hate how having a special interest in a character will turn u into a giggly little anime schoolgirl im like kicking my legs and squealing into a pillow and and blushing and smiling like an idiot and its like Oh yeah no this about a guy who should be in federal prison. yeah. yeah like unforgivable crimes
I LOVE ERISOL SO MUCH LEAVE ME OLONE
Anonymous asked:
would it be possible to make soldier/demo kiss??? ive been trying to draw it but its so hard and id love a good reference! only if you’d like of course ^_^
I love engineer tf2 he is so GAH RGGHGSGAGAHHAJSJSJ
#1 texan in me heart <3
Bro is handsome bro is smart bro probably feels very little past his "soft-spoken, amiable" exterior (or not, and isn't that the beauty of interpretation)
Arghgggghhggg ENGINEER