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In WarioWare: Get It Together, the "Don't Waste the Paste" microgame consists of the playable character squeezing toothpaste from a tube. As is traditional for WarioWare games, on higher difficulty levels, the toothpaste has a small chance to be replaced with an unexpected object, in this case a long dog or a long cat. Here are the graphics for the long animals, extracted from the game's files.

That birth order poll going around is so stupid LOL. Only children are seen as SPOILED BRATS. Youngest children are seen as SPOILED BABIES. Middle children are seen as SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES. Eldest children WORK TOO HARD.

Polls made by an eldest child who got in a fight with their siblings recently

bad: sonic is adhd because hes high energy :P

i like it: sonic has adhd because he forgets how to maintain relationships and just kind of has faith he'll run into people he knows. he has not talked to jet in a year and a half and jet is cutting him out of all of his photos while crying

ted or whatever his name is from community is unfuckable! normally we ask that you please make sure you include the characters actual name when you submit them but this was funny so its okay

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For those confused: the player in dark blue was faking out shooting a basket. The defending player in green fell for the fake out and jumped past the player in blue attempting to block the shot. The player in green then landed out of bounds. The player in dark blue then passed him the ball. Out of reflex the player in green caught it. Since that player was out of bounds and now has the ball the ball is handed back over to the dark blue team.