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A Pile Of Moss And Their Tortoise

@tortoisesandcrystals

Hello! I am just a pile of moss in a vague human shape who has a tortoise and likes shiny rocks and memes! Moss, she/they, nonbinary

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

How…dare…

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

This is a bop actually y'all just have no tastes 😔

Sighhhhhh guess this is what I’m listening to for the next ten hours

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

THIS IS THE SONG THAT BOOMED FROM A RETRO BOOM BOX HELD ALOFT BY FENNEC WHILE BOBA CLEARED JABBA’S PALACE!!!

oops my tooth fell out oops my teeth fell out oops my bones fell out oops haha jiggle jiggle

Why is this of all the things the first post to make me laugh out of loud in days. It is amazing and beautiful. But still. Brain what is with you. There were plenty of other amusing things I found for you, yet you did not react. Explain yourself you jiggly, contrarian squishy bits of matter.