A Pile Of Moss And Their Tortoise

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

How…dare…

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

This is a bop actually y'all just have no tastes 😔

Sighhhhhh guess this is what I’m listening to for the next ten hours

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

THIS IS THE SONG THAT BOOMED FROM A RETRO BOOM BOX HELD ALOFT BY FENNEC WHILE BOBA CLEARED JABBA’S PALACE!!!

mimic octopus (thaumoctopus mimicus) | source

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From forums we arose and to forums we will return

Dusty cheeks

oops my tooth fell out oops my teeth fell out oops my bones fell out oops haha jiggle jiggle

Why is this of all the things the first post to make me laugh out of loud in days. It is amazing and beautiful. But still. Brain what is with you. There were plenty of other amusing things I found for you, yet you did not react. Explain yourself you jiggly, contrarian squishy bits of matter.

I was overstimulated and now I’m evil

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

Not a dream

Idk who needs to hear this but

did anyone else watch the show “the most extreme” on animal planet. what was that green shit about.

these are all real screenshots from “the most extreme”

clipping from the lesbian tide vol. 9 no. 5, illustrated by roberta gregory, march 1980

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