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i obviously hate cishet transphobes but i absolutely fucking despise transphobic lgb people. like you have to be a special kind of brain dead monster to go through bigotry and the fear of death and violence and then turn around and do the same to others. the same with racist lgbt people. trans people of color BUILT this community and you fucking demons have the fucking nerve to bask in what they did for you while spitting in their faces

This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

Lesbian Pirates

Give us this film

Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

TITS OUT FOR MURDER

So, it doesn’t have Mary Reed, but Black Sails has Anne Bonnie, who is depicted as bisexual. The show actually has at least four LGBT characters, including the (Spoilers) main character.

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it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

  • Yelling at him in front of his friends 
  • Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like
  • Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you 
  • Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him
  • Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend
  • Forcing him to spend every moment with you 
  • Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws
  • Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake
  • Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want
  • Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want
  • Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you
  • Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes 
  • Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love
  • Physically attacking him when ever you are mad
  • Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to
  • Invading his privacy by going through his phone
  • Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive. 

!!!!!!!! My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.

You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.

Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesn’t warrant getting cussed out or hit.

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Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. That’s fine, y'all can go

Whole lot of grown women do this too.

Just wanna throw these in too

  • Being passive aggressive with him when he wants to spend time with friends or doing other things 
  • controlling when he’s able to go out with friends
  • Breaking up his friendships with other girls just because you’re insecure
  • Making him feel like his opinions in decisions that affect the both of you are irrelevant and don’t matter
  • SENDING HIS NUMBER TO STRANGERS TO TEST IF HE’S LOYAL OR NOT
  • testing him in anyway in general without his knowledge or permission (example: catfishing! it’s manipulative and weird don’t fucking do that)
  • taking money/credit cards without permission to spend on things without his knowledge ( had an ex friend do this constantly to her boyfriend and she’d always condone it because “he’ll get over it” )
  • guilting him for hanging out with friends/family over you  and making him choose between you and friends/family
  • telling him “you don’t love me if you *insert harmless activity he wants to do here* “
  • being rude or mean to him in front of others to assert dominance or power over him
  • downloading apps to spy on his phone activity (yes, this is a thing “”regular”” people do) or snooping on his social media to see who he’s talking to
  • hitting him, slapping him, punching him, shoving him. literally how do people not understand slapping your male partner is bad. people tend to find this funny in media and society and its weird. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR PARTNER WITHOUT PERMISSION. 

I come from a family of very forward and manipulative women and i see it in media all the time. it’s fucked and people need to not be accepting of young girls acting like snot-nosed, abusive shit heads that think they can get away with manipulation and cruelty because they happen to be girls.

and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.

if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. don’t let her use you to get her shit right. you’ll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she won’t.  

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Can i just add that ive seen young queer girls do this to their girlfriends. Girls can be abusers and you are right to leave. 

Women/young girls can definitely be just as abusive. I knew a young man that got ran over and had his leg broken by his girlfriend because (in her words he annoyed her) He refused to press charges. Another young lady started to hit her ex boyfriend because he wouldn’t take her back because of the abuse. He called the cops on her and they literally started laughing at him because she was very petite in comparison to him. Anyone can be abusive and I wish more people understood that.

dammit I’d spam my blog if i reblog this more than once but dude this is really important.

Oh my god. This is so important.

This is legit the reason why so many guys I know are too scared to be in a relationship

!!!!!!!!!

Notes to Thirteen Year Old Girls

When your best friend tells you all she had for breakfast Was a packet of Splenda and a Diet Coke, And she tells you that she’ll stop after she loses five more pounds, Do not believe her. Tell her mother. It does not matter how angry your friend gets. The pain of that will always be preferable to the pain Of seeing your best friend in four years Weighing as much as she does now Half-dead in the hospital.

When your father sneaks into your bed in the dead of the night, And he tells you that this is how fathers love their daughters, Do not believe him. Tell your English teacher. She will have read millions of stories of girls like you. There is a one in six chance that she will be a girl like you. There is a five in six chance that she will know what to say to you. There is a six in six chance that she will help you.

When your veins whisper to you in the moonlight And say that there are so many nightmares inside you That could be free If you would just open your arms, Do not believe them. Tell your school’s guidance counselor, No matter how scared you are Because whispers are liars, And opening your arms will only open the passage For more nightmares to climb in.

And when the therapists say that you are better, Totally better, And you don’t need to worry about the sadness again, Do not believe them. Always be cautious, because sadness has a way Of sneaking up on you When you’re not looking. Be careful. Be careful.

Woah

this fucking made me cry fuck

Note to everyone. Not just 13 year olds. 

Okay I’m 13 and I really really needed this, but this goes to absolutely anyone.

Wish I read this at 13, passing it around so hopefully others will get the chance to see it

I’m not even 13 but I needed to hear some of this

This would have been really great to know at 13. Reblogging it now.

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

*cries* I am physically inable to not reblog this

I do wish more ppl talked about how men prey on black girls specifically? Like drake has been preying on so many young black girls—I found this out recently but no one has said a word about them. I’m glad people are talking about what’s happening to milly but it says something when people only started caring when a young white girl is in danger.

Male celebs (specifically black male cebes) target young black girls all the time. And I’m talking about black girls who are teenagers and no one gives a shit.

So I am extremely bitter that I had to find out days after the milly stuff broke out, that drake had been grooming (and still is) black girls. No one cares about black girls.

anyone is free to reblog this! ( @justaqueerwitchy )

I follow this page on Facebook called Toilets With Threatening Auras and well…

POST MORE

As you wish!

And just because…

Evolution disproved

i actually like the one with all the toilet paper

these are all SO fucking cursed

Why Isn’t Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!

Guys. Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!!!!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!

  • Article 13 just got passed.
  1. Article 13 just got passed.

I don’t know if I’ve said it enough. So…

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

I have been on tumblr all morning and haven’t seen one post about it yet! I don’t understand how!

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

They’re voting on it one last time in January 2019, but that’s barely any time to change anything!!!!

You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.

If you don’t know what this means, it’s basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!

You’d need a license for everything!!!!

And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, what’s the big deal for us? It’s a Europe deal.

No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! I’m freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!

Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.

Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Don’t get hurt).

I’m sorry for tagging you guys if you don’t want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!

I can’t tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.

I don’t live in Europe but this needs to be spread

I’m spreading this because this is greatly unsettling to me. I live in europe and really can’t imagine how the future would look like.

There still will be memes. Please do your own research!  http://gaysheikah.tumblr.com/post/178006477525/article-13

DON’T GET ME WRONG! ITS STILL SHIT SO WE HAVE TO FIGHT. 

Everyone who lives in a Democratic land, go out there and tell people it’s shit. Call out to your MEPs or Demonstrate, because internet-petitions don’t do anything!

Our friends in Europe helped us when we were freaking about Net Neutrality. Do our European friends a favor and signal boost the fuck out of this. Some of our fave fan artists live in the EU!!

Not so friendly reminder Satan is anti map

“Do not harm children” -Rule 9 of The eleven satanic rules of earth

Amazing how even the religion with the one of the worst reputations is anti MAP lmaoooooo

Right? Also rule 5 “Do not make sexual advances unless given consent”

For people who expressed interest

I am not a satanist so I can not provide in-depth knowledge but there are many branches/types of satanism. Here is the ones I know of.. I might get a few things wrong but as said before I don’t practice satanism.

The Church of Satan: The church of Satan belives in no deity except for that of yourself! You are your own god/goddess. You worship yourself in the form of self-love, self betterment, happiness, and pursuing knowledge. To name a few. This branch of satanism encourages sex, but sexual acts towards children or animals are considered sins. (This church was founded by the man who wrote the satanic bible)

The Satanic Temple: Above all this branch encourages benevolence and empathy as well as the embrace of common sense and justice. This group does not worship Satan as a deity but rather as a figure off rebellion. Recently you may have heard that the temple erected a statue of Baphomet on public property in Detroit because of the city building a statue of the 10 Commandments. They also held a “Pink Mass” at the funeral of Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ mother. Gay couples were welcomed to the pink mass and encouraged to publicly display affection and wish for Phelps’ mother to be “gay in the afterlife.”

Luciferianism: Luciferians are most concerned with the pursuit of knowledge. They worship Lucifer (mostly as a symbol but some as a deity) rather than Satan. To them he embodies self-determination and liberation from the slave mentality. Luciferians’ main goal is to help people “take responsibility for their own life and act as an individual moral agent, using the full potential of their own genius and thereby optimizing possibilities.”

Christian-based Duo Theism: This is a very small sect of Satanism that differs greatly from the rest. Theistic Satanists believe in the Christian bible… but in the war between Satan and the Lord, they’re on the side of Satan.

If any y’all interested 👀

This goes beyond being anti-map. It means being anti-abuse of all kinds. Satanic organizations have set up programs (i think it was the satanic temple) in I believe Texas; where it’s still legal to spank children in school. They set it up so any child can claim Satanism as their belief and the satanic church will ensure they are exempted from spankings, even going as far as to take schools to court if they refuse.

They don’t just protest maps, they actively protect kids in as many ways as they can. This is one reason Satanism is fucking awesome, and by far my favorite religion… Except maybe Buddhism and Taoism.

As for how this applies to Magick… Since I’m fudging my rule slightly, I’ll expand on how Satanism (atheistic, not theistic) has applications in Magick.

First, this is an example of how important it is to think about the full implications of a spell or element. How Much one thing can do. Thou shalt not harm Little children is anti map, but also so very much more. Likewise, in Magick It’s very beneficial and important to think of all the ways you can utilize a given tool, focus, spell, or element. You would be amazed how much you can do with a single stone if you truly understand it’s nature.

For example; Lapis Lazuli gives lots of insight. Wisdom. Awareness. Useful in its own right, but you can apply this effect to a wide variety of problems.

Need to get more money? Lapis can help you get insight into why you aren’t making money, how to change that, how to get more money, who to go to for help, the nature of the economy, the nature of your job, how to get a promotion, how to land a job, what the person giving a job interview wants you to say, what you really need to do in a job, how the stock market works, which investments are wise, why they are wise, etc…

Relationship issues? Why you have them, what you are doing to contribute, what the other is doing, how to solve it, why each is doing things, how the dysfunction contributes to the balance of the relationship, why you are staying, if you should stay, if it is wise to leave, how and when to leave, how to strengthen the relationship, why you are in the relationship, what your partner wants but isn’t saying, why they are really frustrated with you- or you can direct it to your partner to cultivate in them similar wisdom and understanding.

Person making your life miserable? What you can to do stop them, why you tolerate that abuse, how to get them in trouble, how to turn the tables, how to benefit from the situation, or you can Infuse them with the energy of lapis, directing it to give them insight on why they are abusive, what they need to do to stop, why they should stop, how to heal from their own issues, etc…

Just as the satanic temple has Gone beyond the surface meaning of its commandments, so too should you do likewise with whatever form of Magick you work with. Remember, the thousand spells you have cast once see worthless. It is the one spell you have cast a thousand times that will make the difference.

Next, atheism is actually crucially beneficial in Magick. You don’t need to totally eschew belief, but belief should be a Catalyst for experiment. Take note of what actually happens. If you do, you’ll solve and avoid so many problems. You’ll develop confidence in whatever your system of Magick is,, and criticism won’t phase you. It will either help you, or you’ll have a very solid explanation, and in which case you help the critic. You won’t be insecure or need to trumpet that all Magick is valid.

Further, every Magick user on some level needs to strive to become their own God, the God of their world. Magick is the power and wisdom to do so.

Satanism does not give you something for nothing. It is not a fluffy religion. It is if anything draconic. But that is precisely why it is valuable.

Satanism is also about looking beyond the common perception and challenging it. Satan is considered evil, yet Satanism is actually very healthy for humanity and more humanitarian than most other faiths.

Its the only faith I know of to not only have “don’t rape” but don’t even sexually harass in its fundamental code of rules.

Likewise, in Magick You need to constantly challenge assumptions about what is and what isn’t true. By doing so, you end up learning the true secrets of Magick and gaining real power.

It’s easy to think you know everything, but the truth is, the more you think you know the less you actually know. Satanism is sort of a living proof of concept. Christians typically think they know exactly what it is, in a very simplistic view. Yet it’s a far more diverse and complex faith than most give it credit for, and far from evil.

Finally, the reason I am reblogging this (something I won’t do often) is that this post shows that you can obtain truths of Magick from anywhere. Magick is in everything, after all. Truth is in everything.

The key is learning to find it.

Lex luthor once said in a superman movie that an idiot could read a book on physics and have nothing but a headache to show for it while a genius could read a book on chewing gum and walk away with the secrets of the universe: this is how that is done. There is wisdom in everything.

Incidentally, Satanists I find often make the best mages, because they know how to prove and test and research Magick. They don’t doubt. They don’t believe. They know their Magick works and works as planned… As much as they can prepare for anyways.

Satanism is also an anti-bullshit path, so those Who walk or have walked it tend to be very good at cutting through the bullshit you’ll encounter studying Magick.

I will leave this up for a day, then I’ll delete this and keep a private record., reblog if you want to keep it.

This is the perfect addition to this post^^ thank you for sharing

Sometimes I think about how the way I met my wife was like a fanfiction

We both had a scholarship to a college soccer team and were the only two competing for center forward, we hit it off instantly and became close friends right away. When our team went to nationals, we had to share a bed and ended up snuggling (and I was, up until that point, absolutely not a physically affectionate person). After we returned home I kept sneaking into her room because I couldn’t sleep without her. Our friends started accusing us of being together and talking crap so, to spite them, we thought it would be a good idea to fake date and sometimes held hands and stuff. We ended up kissing right before she left the country for almost a month and we basically pretended it never happened, and when she came back it happened again and again and then escalated. Cue these lines, verbatin:

Me: *grabs the hand heading between my legs* “Wait, wait.” *sighs, drops forehead to hers* “We’re idiots.”

Her, breathlessly, eyes on my lips: “I’ve always been an idiot.” *swoops in for another kiss*

We ended up taking and decide to be friends with benefits, but JUST kissing benefits, no sex, and then 5 minutes later we had sex. We sleep together for a couple weeks (all the time, any and everywhere) before deciding to make it official, then after another couple weeks say I love you (initially via her closing her eyes and moving her palm from her heart to mine back and forth like a useless lesbian), then about a month later talk about how we wanna get married.

Fast forward a year and we go to university together and we’re roommates. Fast forward four years and we’re married and eloping to Harry Potter World and the beach. Fast forward almost 7 years from when we met and we’re living in the same hometown we first met in and she’s the assistant coach for the team we used to play for. Sex life better than ever (“that much great sex all the time after years together in fics is unrealistic” my ass), I can’t cook for shit but I try, we ride bikes around town and we’re basically the only gays in the village and there’s a little rainbow statue on the outside of our windowsill.

7 years ago I was so in love with her I could barely breathe, and I love her a thousand times more now than I did then.

that was beautiful