also I love lesbian bars bc people will just hear u talking about astrology and immediatly chime in with their signs and then continue to trauma dump about how theyre a pisces and it's the anniversary of their grandmas death and how they had past life memories of being a straight woman with a husband named david, and then ur gf will get shrooms from someone dressed up as a nun in the bathroom

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:

I know this will bother unhealed adults, but the real world, more often than not, does give you second chances and do overs. Very rarely are things set in stone. And people, especially young people, deserve to know that. Because lording the idea that they can never mess up, even once, does a lot more damage than good.

this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

that’s an anti-hero

GUYS IT’S FUCKINF

RAT GIRL SUMMER

Embrace oblivion [OC]

IG: Uniquesora

SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE DOMINO THAN THE ACTUAL DOMINO, H O W

None of us are funny

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i

She really is.

the Spanish word for “work” —trabajo— comes from “torture”, “to torture”, or “instrument of torture”

Nosotras vivimos en una sociedad

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

me getting ready to watch a defunctland video on an obscure disney ride that was open for 3 months in 1976 or something

Literally just... imagine waking up in a world where Tr*mp is no longer president.. that sounds so incredibly sexy to me

like to charge reblog to cast

we did it folks