if you haven’t seen john boyega’s impression of pinocchio you haven’t lived
Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.
Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.
this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with
friendlytroll
…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often.
give rosa diaz a girlfriend 2k16
clairemonet
THEY GAVE ROSA DIAZ A GIRLFRIEND 2K17
Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time
poorlytimed
conversation 1: cheese borger
conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone
Conversation 3: look at this cat and dog playing with a baby!
Conversation 4: god I really wanna fuck
This is literally how every UNO game with black people is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m “The One Who Pays Attention To Everything.” What are y’all?
The one who pays attention to everything, but quiet. And you can tell how good my hand is by how impatient I get.
blackgiornogiovanna
I’m the one never paying attention lmbooo I’m always on my phone
“Soowoo”
😂😂😭😭😭😂😂 he stupid for that
twolazytwolie
I’m 1000% the gamechanger and the one that dont pay attention to shit
yogafuego
im always changing the color
self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders
there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times
m86
me reading this at 5am:
m4ge-deactivated20210331
there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win
i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move
m4ge
i keep getting messages asking for updates on this and i want you all to know that i just got back from our final class and this man really walked in wearing a fur coat, olive green capris, sasquatch socks, and he inexplicably brought an entire roll of wrapping paper to a 9:30am class. this combination easily defeated my comparatively weak polka dot overalls. he has won and there is nothing i can do to redeem myself
coldafternoon-deactivated202102
me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad
My entry for the ‘’Sailor Moon Team Up ‘’ contest : ) I won !
