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good is a thing you do

@tora42 / tora42.tumblr.com

queer fandom old with a fondness for fiction podcasts, murderbot diaries, and whatever else catches my attention at any given moment 

it’s always the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, but never the Irritating Ordeal of Being Known

someone: [correctly infers something about my personality based on my patterns of behavior]

me: [seethes with rage for some fucking reason]

thrilling new au scenarios for your otps

  • I lost my little sibling in IKEA and I need your help finding them
  • I work at the animal shelter and you always come in to pet the cats when you’re sad
  • “Oh so you’re the camp counselor my little sibling keeps talking about”
  • We both have friends who party too hard and we keep running into each other in the bathroom while we hold their hair back
  • We showed up at a book club meeting but we’re the only people there who are not interested in Nicholas Sparks
  • We both signed up for an adventure cycling class and we’re the slowest people so we always end up biking together at the back
  • I work at Chuck E. Cheese and your sibling is having a huge birthday party
  • Your RA almost caught your illegal cat but I convinced them that it was just me meowing
  • I have a service dog and you’re failing this class because you just stare at it instead of taking notes
  • Our little siblings are on rival sports teams and I’ve made it my life goal to cheer louder than you
  • Someone gave me a fake phone number and it’s actually yours

Pretending to sleep so you'll be carried to bed.

Instagram annalaura_art

[ID: A comic of a little kid pretending to be asleep. The kid and their parents are draw as stylized teddy bears. The comic begins with a wide view of the freeway as the lights reflect off the pavement and shine through the dark. In the car, the child is pretending to be asleep against the window. The parent says off-panel "We're home!" "Aww, you sleepin?" says the parent as they pick them up from the car seat. Carrying them upstairs, the parent gives them a little kiss on the head and says "Goodnight, love."

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one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

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two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

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i don’t know anything about geology

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Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

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I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

alright this is fine