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Kolya| 20|he/they|please be nice to me I'm autistic and disabled| trans and queer
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Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...

CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏

catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/

also the guilt thing can be kinda hot when y'all have gay sex

someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

Here’s a fun phrase I learned:

我救了你的狗命

wǒ jiùle nǐ de gǒu mìng

Literally: “I saved your dog life.”

This is something you can say to a friend if you help them out and you want to make fun of them a little. “Dog life” is playfully derogatory in this context. “I saved your useless life” Implies that the person you saved should be very grateful to you.

I first saw it used in a cdrama called Find Yourself when one character gives another character an item that helps them get out of a lie. I used it when I found my roommate’s keys the day we moved out, saving her from a fine, lol.

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

Chishiya’s level of unbothered is unmatched.

An armed guy is running after him? Chishiya is lightly jogging away with his hands in his pockets providing smartass commentary along the way.

Everyone losing their sanity in Jack of Hearts game? Chishiya is munching on biscuits and people-watching.

Niragi coming back from the death to shoot him? Chishiya is lying seductively on the ground with a gunshot wound, once again absolutely unfazed.