certified dogboy

new vocal stim

fish boba 🐠🐟🐡 | source

my stupid thighs hurt from doing squats

Fish stapler Monday

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

a man in a gray beard writing “x3″

this is the kind of man in a grey beard we all want

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

Pour one out for this choice bot url

i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it

girl what the fuck is this

no, I get it

That's Dewey from Malcolm in The Middle

I do think we should kill nintendo with a steel chair for their game pricing btw

snailor (snail sailor)

@elodieunderglass

🎶What do you do with a drunken snailor 🎶

Snail sailors (snailors?) exist though! They’re called violet sea snails (Janthina janthina) and they sail the ocean blue on a little raft of secreted bubbles!

But these snailors are also corsairs! They prey on by-the-wind sailors and Portuguese man o’ wars!

A terror to siphonophores

fucking state of this website that it took me a minute to realise this was a pornbot and not just your average qsmp fan

Ok, so something I've noticed that is utterly baffling to me is that all the Americans I know primarily dry their clothes using a machine called a dryer. I don't even own a dryer. So, I need to know:

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

thank god i screen shot it

unironically people need to learn to say “they haven’t done anything wrong i just find them annoying”

I personally think people need to understand that if someone hasn’t wronged you or anyone else, you should NOT dislike them. You don’t have to like them; just remain neutral.

nope! this is the kind of attitude the leads to you picking apart every little thing a person does digging through their past for dirt and problematizing everything about them, exaggerating harm, assuming the worst about them, putting words in their mouth, etc, to justify the fact that you simply don’t vibe with them when the truth is that you will not get along with everybody you meet in life and it’s extremely possible to be civil to someone you don’t like. you don’t have to be friends with everybody its fine. it’s certainly nicer than falsely accusing them of some heinous shit rather than admit that you’re not some Disney princess who’s never had an unfairly mean thought in her life and loves everybody and sings with little birdies and is never bitchy or irritable. sometimes you get annoyed for stupid reasons and understanding that your personal feelings about a person aren’t necessarily related to their morals or worthiness as a human being is the first step to being a civil adult.

help

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone