Tea Parties & Anxieties

I’d be this extra for my wife

Honestly me.

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

An accurate portrayal of me right now

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

Me: Tomorrow I am going to be so productive I am going to get up early and do that thing I want to do Me the next day: It is past 11AM it is impossible to do anything now not enough time but tomorrow I swear to god

me on my way to your bed.

me on my way from school

all these “2017 will be better” posts lying I can sense it… like a dog knows when someone is dying…We all going out 

more baby animals here

animal rates?

Holy shit. 

Okay, yes. Yes. YES.

ZENDAYA