Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.

Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

Ever played so hard that your tenor came off?

Wait, what are drummers supposed to do if this happens in a show?

Did you just call us drummers

Wait, what are “percussionists that get offended by being called a drummer” supposed to do if this happens in a show?

why did they get offended

because this is tumblr

i happen to be close with an entire team of percussionists and the reason they get offended at being reduced to drummers is because they do so much more than just “smack a drum” and there are so many more percussion instruments than just “drum” so get your facts in order before you unleash your whiny “wuhh wuhhh tumblr is offended @ evrythign ;(” attitude out of every possible damn place you can manage to unnecessarily cram it into

Good god. Will someone just answer the question?

no really guys. what am i supposed to do if this happens in a show?

my favorite #YesAllWomen tweets are the ones where people finally get what feminism is all about, because it shows its actually doing something, as opposed to on tumblr where we’re all shouting about it to people who already agree with us

I’ve got  

and  

aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

Wow

The guy in the back looks confused too

homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

Beans

*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

love yourself so we have something in common

*sees good art* *gets excited* *thinks I can art* *tries to art* *cant art* *sobs*

She’s not your house keeper, but she is your Jazzercise instructor

why are there just 70 notes !!!!  SPREAD THE WORD !

WHAT IS THIS. ITS AMAZING XDDDDD

unsolicited disney

thank

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at cvs told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

Is that Will Graham

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

This photo was taken over 20 years ago by Todd Robertson during a KKK rally in northeast Georgia. One of the boys approached a black state trooper, who was holding his riot shield on the ground. Seeing his reflection, the boy reached for the shield, and Robertson snapped the photo.

I think the officer’s expression says it all. This child standing before him is being taught how to hate even though he doesn’t understand it. He probably doesn’t understand the difference between this and Halloween.

If any post on my blog gets really big, I hope it’s this one.

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

Amen to all.

NO MORE FAKE POCKETS 

Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.

that’s me on the left.

I’m pretty sure everyone on tumblr is the one on the left

I’m the one in the middle