time-displaced 1910’s boy in a little sailor suit found at a noise show frowning and shaking his head

im so glad discovering music is endless 

Some jokester wanna explain why they decided The Circle Of Life was an appropriate song to blast in the clinic waiting room

We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we’d have kinda like a slumber party thing.

2019 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

lookin for my twin flame. hmu if we’ve meet 1000s of years ago & have hung out every subsequent lifetime since. missing you

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

Yep

People feel threatened by this.

Keep that in mind.

literally every single time without fail

Get a load of you, making fun of someone’s profile pic in 2019. You must be so proud. I bet you get all the ladies.

Fuck off.

i am and i do, ponyfucker

this is what you can find when you click on his FIMfiction link on his blog

Bidoofs Law, at it again

Oh God. They’re multiplying.

Yeah, I’m totally the degenerate here. My opinion doesn’t fucking matter because I like to fuck horses and watch a show for little kids.

Ugh… are you guys done? You’re boring me.

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

it hurts but whatever

im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table