We're paper dolls all joined together

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

Florence posted on Instagram a 2nd series of images for FATM 6 captioned "Toil and Trubble." I find the last image particularly interesting because the text reminds me of the song "Mother" off How Big How Blue How Beautiful.

First series of images on Instagram

happy lungs day🫁

having a cat is like having an advertisement for taking a fat nap running in your house 24/7

i'm trying to do stuff and she mrrps in her sleep and i'm like "that's a really persuasive point"

this post brought to you by i slept all day with my face on my cat's belly and it was worth it

Wall pocket, maker unknown, circa 1875-1900, Cincinnati, Ohio, USA. Black cherry.

Someone on Amtrak’s social media team deserves a raise like N O W. 😂

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

some bitch is binding spirits on my post

ao3 is an awesome website for people who love "open in new tab"

So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn’t sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.

It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.

I guarantee you that was the highlight of their day.

what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

sometimes i like to acknowledge nuance

Japanese mother of pearl fantail dove, 1880

Gold pendant necklace with pearls, sapphires, and emeralds, Byzantine, 6th-7th century AD

from Phoenix Ancient Art

(by marius_krey)

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?

it's really up in the air right now

Ranua, Finland

jarcce

silly seals from outer space

rabbits, clovers 🍀࿐ ࿔･ﾟ

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that