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Mostly things that make me laugh or things that relate to my life.
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psycho-pomp

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s last days

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supersleepyslowpoke
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cursed-and-haunted

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

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cursed-and-haunted

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

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mercutial

On one hand i wanna say "it's a meme bro" but on the other hand i also appreciate the pedantry and the effort to educate us, the uncultured masses

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homicidal-bunny
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thyrell

cant believe there are people out there who open up skyrim and unironically play as some shit thats not an argonian

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thyrell

khajiit can stay but they're on thin ice

Look Khajiit is objectively the best way to play. Your base unarmed damage is 15 instead of 1, so right when you start the game your fists are as strong as the best two handed weapons you can get. The second heavy armor skill tree perk adds your gauntlet’s armor rating to your unarmed damage. You can very easily get a pair of gauntlets in Riften that have an enchantment that boosts unarmed damage. All of these stack. You don’t even need to waste perk points on weapon skills you can just beat the shit out of everything in the game with your claws

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thyrell

thanks catgirlcocks